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Coult Sore
Michael Steele, new head of the Republican party, occasionally makes a thoughtful point. And he occasionally unloads a whole unnecessary pile of disgrace, like:
“Ann Coulter is one of the best bomb-throwers in the business. She is the Carville of the Republican Party, although I think she’s probably a little bit better at it at times.”
As dismayed as I am to hear Coulter described as “better” or “best” in any context, my real beef is with Steele’s comparison of that demon lady to the illustrious Carville–whose political rants, love of O Ban, and almond eyes have always made me feel like we are soul brothas. Sure, Carville is a hothead with a hot mouth, but he in no way deserves to be so much as mentioned in the same sentence as that filthy, oblong-faced, gangly, hideous, ignorant waste of flesh.
Ann Coulter is the Ann Coulter of the Republican party: A cooze, a floozy, and a disgrace.
Filed under: Almond Eyes, Ann Coulter, Comparisons, Disgrace by Associasian, Ignorant Fools, James Carville, Looks Asian Enough, Michael Steele, One of Us One of Us One of Us, Right Wing Nutjobs
Rep. Joseph Cao Admits He’s a Closet Case
Meowww, Mrs. Cao!On Tuesday, in front of the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, Rep. Joseph Cao, the first Vietnamese-American elected to Congress, admitted to being a closet case. A “closet Democrat” that is. His exact words were:
“Don’t tell the Republicans, but I might be a closet Democrat,” said Cao to a round of laughter.
Now, this sounds like a prime example of Rep. Cao, who comes from a heavily Democratic district, panda-ring–what you’d call pandering to our people–but methinks there is another explanation.
TRANSLASIAN: “THE GOP SHIP IS A’SINKING. WE’VE GOT THE HEAD OF THE RNC KOWTOWING TO THAT CRACKHEAD RUSH LIMBAUGH AND MY RE-ELECTION IN 2010 IS A HAIR’S BREADTH AWAY. ABORT, ABORT.”
Filed under: Anh "Joseph" Cao, Closet Cases, firsts, Hot Politician's Wives, Joseph Cao, Joseph Cao Closet Democrat, Kate Cao, Michael Steele, Rep. Cao, Rush Limbaugh, Vietnamese-Americans
