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If You’re Gonna Be Worst, Be The Best
Miley Cyrus has defended a champion title!
For the second year in a row, Miley has earned top honors–by vote–from AOL’s tween site Just So You Know as the year’s Worst Celebrity Influence.
The repeat victory surprised even us, we have to admit–considering the terrible teen moms, botox robots, baby freaks, girlfriend-beaters, Jersey jokes, media victims, blowhards, rehab failures, caps lock abusers, pathological liars, aspiring hookers and Charlie Sheens all vying for the position this year.
But hey! Who are we to argue with fair competition? Congratulations, Miley! Keep up the good work!
Filed under: And So Begins The Spiral Into Celebrity Meltdown, Celebrities Are Wack, Charlie Sheen, Dubious Achievements, JSYK, Just So You Know, Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Miley Cyrus, Second Year Win, Shameful Behavior, Teen mom, Teen Voters, Worst Celebrity Influence
Thankfully, President Obama Doesn’t Know Who The Eff Snooki Is
President Obama appeared on The View today, an action that was apparently highly controversial according to most major news outlets (Ed. note–Seriously, press? Y’all do realize that the President delivered a speech on Education today–like, real news, worthy of discussion–right?), and during part of the interview the ladies grilled him on hot pop culture buzz subjects, from Mel Gibson’s need for anger management to Snooki’s aptitude for running a small Alaskan city:
It has to be said: President Obama suffers from a syndrome I’d like to call “President Brain.” It’s like the guy pays so much attention to stuff like his job and the oil spill and the wars and the economic meltdown and the country’s soaring unemployment rate and SB 1070 and Robert Gibbs’s talking points or whatever, that he doesn’t have time to catch up on important stuff like Jezebel’s bitchy Daily Show drama or how Taylor Momsen may or may not be devolving into a teenage crackwhore!
But one thing he does know:
Continue reading Thankfully, President Obama Doesn’t Know Who The Eff Snooki Is
Filed under: Barbara Walters, Daytime Television, Jersey Shore, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan In Jail, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson Anger Management, President Barack Obama, President Brain, President Obama, President Obama Appears On The View, President Obama Speech On Education, Snooki, The President Is Just So Damn Likeable, The View, Wasilla Alaska
The Things Mel Gibson Is
Whoopi Goldberg says her pal Mel Gibson isn’t racist! And if Whoopi says so, it must be true!
But when you cross that one off the list of Things Mel Gibson Is, you’re still left with:
The Things Mel Gibson Is
Racist- Misogynist
- Anti-Semitic
- A Religious Nut
- An Abusive Asshole
- An Alcoholic Asshole
- A Garden Variety Asshole
- Speaking of Gardens–A Rose Gardener!
- A Totally Overrated Director
- A Totally Overrated Human Being
Impressive résumé, Mel!
What else do you think Mel Gibson Is…? Please comment below, you bitch cunt whore gold diggers, you.
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[Radaronline: EXCLUSIVE NEW AUDIO: Mel Gibson Completely Loses It: 'B*tch, C*nt, Wh*re, Gold Digger!']
Filed under: Abusive Assholes, Anti-Semites, Bad Drunks, Crazy People, Custody Battles, Go Away, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson N-Word, Mel Gibson Racist, Men Who Are Cunts, Misogynists, Oksana Grigorieva, Please Disappear, Religious Nuts, What Women Don't Want, Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg Defends Mel Gibson, Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not a Racist
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It’s disgraceful enough to sell a jumbo-sized Drunk Anti-Semite Mel Gibson cutout on eBay, and quite another thing to awkwardly sell your poorly-dressed, half-stoned self along with it.
However, if you’re interested, bid here.
Filed under: Anti-Semites, Awkward Moments, Bizarre Photograph Poses, Brad Pitt, Drunks, Looking Half-Stoned, Mel Gibson, Never Show Your Face on Ebay
We Are Family
The LA Times reported today on a very minor flap caused by Apocalypto actor Rudy Youngblood.
Youngblood, who was born “Gonzalez,” has stated on his website that he is “an integral part of” several Native-American tribes. Some members of these tribes haven’t exactly gotten his back on this claim. “I never heard of this guy until this movie came out,” says one “family” member.
My feeling is, if Rudy Gonzalez survived 8 months of filming in a Mexican rainforest surrounded by poisonous snakes and this raging asshole–
–then more power to you, Rudester.
You could claim to be one of us for all I care. Siberian Land Bridge! Woo-hoo!
Filed under: Ancestral Heritage, Apocalypto, Mel Gibson, Raging Assholes
