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Werr, We Do Aw Rook Arike

May 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

AllKPop.com discovered a rather obscene case of mistasian identity in last week’s People Magazine, in which a piece about our favorite pop star Rain featured a picture that was actually our boyfriend Rick Yune’s hot brother, Karl (Does that make him a Hot Karl? Yes).

Yum–we mean Yune–squared


Needless to say, the folks at AllKPop were annoyed (hence, the “All Asian look same?” comment). And so are we–DUDES, COME ON! HOW HARD IS THIS? WE ALL KNOW THAT KARL YUNE DOES NOT GLEAN HAIR INSPIRASIAN FROM MEG RYAN!!!


…but we’re pretty sure Rain does. Get it straight, PEOPLE!

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An Open Letter to Asian Boy Bands

August 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Fahrenheit

TVXQ

Shinhwa

Hey Dudes,

Wazzup?!? I’m writin to you not so much as a fan but as a curious onlooker. I wuz mindin my own beeswax the other night, eatin delicious Chinese food in the SGV with my BFFs, and I noticed on their flatties, there wuz some singin competition, like AI but with Azns. Even though the sound wuz off, I could tell that all the boyz were DISGRAZN. How, u ask? It wuzn’t the 1-handed gluvs or all that scary man jewelry. And a lot of the boyz were really really key-ute.

It wuz the Artichoke Haircut.

WTF am I talkin bout? Take a look in the mirror. What’s wit all those layers? Are u addicted to mousse? Didja–as my BF Diana would say–get n2 a fight with a weedwhacker? Are yr hairdressers blind?

Wen I look at u, all I see is Meg Ryan circa the late 90′s, after she wuz cute and b4 she became a plastic surgery droid. This gives me awkweird feelins I can’t really xpress. I realze that boy bands are sposed to have preposterous hair, but u gotta draw the line somewhere.

me
____________the line___________
u


Plz stop this asap.

luv,
Jen

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