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As If You Cared: The Gosselins File for Divorce

June 22nd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

BREAKING NEWS: Jon and Kate “Save for Those TLC Devotees, Most of Y’all Had No Idea Who We Were Before TMZ Started Posting Drunken Photos of Dad” Gosselin have filed for divorce.

Maybe they crossed their fingers when they renewed the wedding vows?

This announcement comes as a huge shock to the world, especially those of us who have always believed that both marriage and parenthood of multiples are really super easy to make work and maintain; made all the easier by playing out the drama on the reality television screen.

Huge shock.

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Mutasian –

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

HONORASIAN –

Honorary one of us.

Racial Dilettante –

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

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