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I see London! I see France! I see Olivia Munn’s vajayjay on the cover of Maxim magazine! [FOX 411]
DISGRASIANtern Jasmine’s No. 1 celebrity beau, Harry Shum, Jr., knows how to handle his light saber. [Ross Ching]
YouTube makeup diva GlowPinkStah’s Black Swan makeup tutorial is hilarious, and less likely than the film to give you nightmares full of intense red eyes. [YouTube]
Stick a fork in it – even Tila Tequila‘s given up on MySpace. [Boing Boing]
Don’t have a boyfriend? Never had a boyfriend? Luan Legacy wants you to calm the eff down already: “It’s like getting your period! It happens at different times! For different people!” [YouTube via YOMYOMF]
If you’re like us and fall hard for pretty people with big-ass brains, then honorasian Danica McKellar in collegiate gear and lingerie is YOUR WET, WET DREAM.
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She’s smart. She’s brash. She’s funny.
Her first name is adorable, her last succinct and easy to pronounce.
Her nose freckles are cuter than Diana’s nose freckles.
She has a blog too, but she never complains about it–and she isn’t getting a furrowed brow and grey hair like we are.
AND SHE LOOKS…
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But goddamn, Grace Park on the cover of the new issue of Maxim makes all of that nonsense look good. I CAN’T HATE. I CAN’T HATE. (Did I just write that??!?)
Of all the people in the world, why is adorable quirktress Alexa Chung (Note: Yes, we love her. But this is in no way a suggestion that you watch her show on MTV–or MTV at all, for that matter) the only person in the pseudo-celebosphere speaking with any reason?
In a recent interview w/ the UK’s Times, she discussed her resistance to show her airbrushed ass off for the benefit of male splooge magazines (Cuz lawd knows, an editorial spread in Maxim can take you far), saying:
“I feel like I have no need to be sexy for anyone other than my boyfriend. It feels a bit cheap. I didn’t want to be the token presenter that pandered to a male demographic.”
Sad, but I admit I was taken aback by the words that came out of the 25-year old TV personality’s mouth. I mean, cheap? What young star cares about being cheap anymore?
And for that matter, what’s so cheap about… um…
In a Q&A last week with TV Guide, Olivia Munn talks about being named in Maxim‘s Hot 100 list this year, ranked 99, just in front of Tila Tequila.
“I’m just thankful that it wasn’t the Hot 98 list, because I would not have made it. And I’m glad Tila Tequila wasn’t 99 and I was 100. It is not fair to live in a world where Tila Tequila is considered better than me.”
Dayum, not only is she right in saying so, but boy, what spice she says it with! Olivia is even more saucy than we thought! And if she’s taking public potshots and digs at our least favorite midget, that means we don’t have to. Which means our work is done for us, and we have more time to watch the Olympics and play Rock Band and drink wine and swim laps and browse the Marni fall line. Bottom line: WE LOVE THIS BITCH.
Those asstards at Maxim–y’know, the ones that spend so much time deconstructing how one can get a blow job since they’ve never actually been fellated–recently responded to Esquire‘s annual “Sexiest Woman Alive” announcement with an opposite list: “The Five Unsexiest Women Alive.”
In last place landed Britney Spears (fair enough)–although we take issue with scoffing at Madonna for being nearly menopausal, or Sarah Jessica Parker for having a horsey face, or…
WHERE YOU’VE SEEN HER UNSEXY: Grey´s Anatomy
WHY SHE’S UNSEXY: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.
Sure, we’ve been thrown by Oh’s crazy face before, but we think she and her tight bod are hot. The woman is fierce, smart, strong, fascinating, and in our opinion, superduper sexy. So we are ANNOYED, we are mind-boggled, we are PISSED, we are damn riled up about this decision!!!
What kind of Asian lady does Maxim find sexy, anyway?
Not that I’ve ever given too much credit to the editors of Maxim, who named Lindsay Lohan as their “hottest woman of the year” this year… but upon scanning the 2007 Hot 100 list, I noticed a distinct lack of sizzling Asian ladies. Nicole Scherzinger came in at number 28. And Lost‘s Yunjin Kim came in at… NUMBER 98.
Um… look at the searing hot photo of Yunjin above. Is it really possible that this beautiful thing was superceded by freaky blonde chatterbird KELLY RIPA, aka NUMBER 44????????????
Confusion aside, I deserve a severe beating for even looking at the list. “Hot 100?” Err… “Maxim?” Who reads this caca?
Malakar finds himself in good company: Gina Gershon (hmm… Bound was a very long time ago), for instance, and Fergie “Who Melted Her Face?” Ferg.
Does this mean he’s not tucking his scrotum to hit those high notes after all? Er… was that gross?