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Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian

Senator Dianne Feinstein is seeking to block the deportation of San Francisco student Steve Li. The deportation, originally scheduled to take place today, was delayed as of Sunday afternoon. [SFGate.com]

“Ask A Model Minority Suicide”, a monthly column about the author’s personal experience with depression, debuts in Hyphen magazine. [Hyphen]

Hatsune Miku, Japan's singing hologram who performs to sold-out crowds

It’s Japanese Jem (though without the Holograms), y’all. [Gawker.tv]

Gawker wonders if Takeru Kobayashi may be washed up after he failed to finish at a recent pizza eating competition. DISGRASIAN doesn’t wonder – we know, sob.[Gawker]

Momofuku’s chef (and fantasy DISGRASIANtern boyfriend – what?) David Chang is expanding his culinary empire to Australia. [Luxist]

Antonio Margarito’s face beat the crap out of Manny Pacquiao’s gloves. GO PACMAN! [New York Times]

Filed under: Antonio Margarito, Ask A Model Minority Suicide, David Chang, Dianne Feinstein, DREAM Act, Hatsume Miku, Hyphen Magazine, Immigration, Japanese Jem!, Manny Pacman Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao, Momofuku, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Steve Li, Takeru Kobayashi, vocaloid

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Boxer Floyd “It’s All Love” Mayweather

After Floyd Mayweather said publicly via Ustream last week that rival boxer Manny Pacquiao was a “little yellow chump” and a “faggot,” that Pacquiao could “make me a shrimp tempura roll” and “make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice,” and that once Mayweather finally fought him and beat him, he was going to “cook him with some cats and dogs”–paging Morrissey!– Mayweather quickly issued an apology, claiming he “was just having fun,” “It’s all love,” and he doesn’t have a “racist bone” in his body.

It’s all love: Mayweather in a sombrero and the colors of Mexico, before his 2007 Cinco de Mayo fight against Oscar de la Hoya

If we take Mayweather at his word, then we can only conclude:

1. Mayweather thinks “little yellow chump” and “faggot” are terms of endearment
2. Mayweather truly believes Manny Pacquiao moonlights as a Japanese chef
3. Mayweather thinks eating cats and dogs, not to mention little yellow chumps, is normal
4. Mayweather is very, very hungry
5. Mayweather has a highly unique take on love
6. Mayweather has not had an X-ray recently to monitor the presence of racist bones in his body
7. Mayweather is a little bitch who’d rather trash Pacquiao behind a computer screen–[Perhaps you're more suited to blogging, Floyd? We're always looking for interns to make us sushi rolls, FYI.--Ed.]–than fight him in the ring

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Filed under: Boxing, Disgrasians of the Weak, Eating Dogs, Fightin' Words, Filipinos, Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Floyd Mayweather Racist, Little Bitches, Manny Pacman Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao, Oscar De La Hoya, Racist Rants, Sushi

Is It Intern Jasmine’s Birthday Yet?

Intern Jasmine‘s birthday is in March, but Jen and I happen to think it’s never too early to start compiling gift ideas for her next celebrasian!

Cuz here’s the deal: MINDstyle has made an actual Manny Pacquiao toy collectible. A frickin’ MANNY PACQUIAO toy. Are they FOR SERIOUS??? Jasmine is gonna freak the eff out! FREAK OUT! It’s so awesome!!!





Those details!!! The belt, the brow, that frown of intimidasian… little Pacman is BADASS.

And not to be a dick, but now that I’ve thought about it… Jasmine, shmasmine! I think we ALL need one of these! When’s our birthday, again?

[via Bambu]
[MINDstyle: Manny Pacquiao - Art Toy Collectible Figure]

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Filed under: Action Figures, Amazians, Best Presents Ever, Birthday Presents, Boxers, Boxing, Gift ideas, Gift Lists, Intern Jasmine, Manny Pacman Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao Art Collectible Toy, MINDstyle, Sri Lanka + London and South East UK = Awesome, Toys

How Did Manny Pacquiao Do It?

How did Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao make history this weekend, by becoming the first fighter to win seven world titles in seven different weight classes?

Intern Jasmine, our resident Pinaysian, has a theory.



It’s all in the adobo, baby.

[Sky News: Philippines Erupts As Boxer Makes History]

Filed under: Boxers, Fighters, Filipinos, Manny Pacman Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao Wins Seven Titles in Seven Weight Classes, Miguel Cotto, Pac-Man, Pinaysians, Pinoy Pride, the Philippines