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SPORTS ILLUSTRASIAN: Former BFFs Make Ka-Headlines

September 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

1. Ka-Kobe

Kobe Bryant just wrapped a five-city “Kobe Supernatural Asia Tour 2007,” or, as I like to call it, “Ka-Ching-Chong Kobe’s Superdesperate Search for People Who Don’t Despise Him Tour.” To Ka-Kobe’s credit, he did find young fans in Manila, who chanted his name and, according to MSNBC, “touted (him) as a role model for children.”

Which begs the question…Manila, what the F is wrong with you?

2. Ka-vorce

The AP reported last week that Shaquille O’Neal, fresh off his own Ka-Ching-Chong tour of China, has filed for divorce from his wife of five years, Shaunie. In his filing, Shaqa-Ching-Chong asked his soon-to-be ex for a “‘correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities’ that she had access to or obtained during the marriage.”

Sounds like he’s worried that she might make off with half, meaning she would get the Ka-Ching, and Shaq, most ironically, would be left with only…the Chong. Ouch.


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