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THE INSANITY BAROMETER: Chyna, We Have A Problem

November 2nd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


“Hey world! Chyna’s back… back again… got some work done… tell a friend! Hello. HELLO!? HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO. I’ve got lucite platforms and a tight pair of legs and my face almost looks like a woman’s! Don’t you recognize me? I’m the 9th wonder of the world! I’m a world wrestling champion! I AM CHYNA HEAR ME ROAR!!!”

Insanity barometer… goin’ up!

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Umm, Hello

July 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Hey Karl,

The next time you invite Jen over to play “dress up like a suburban housewife bank robber in the 80s while I take pictures and scream ‘Fabulous! Fabulous!’ at the top of my lungs,” please credit her properly in the resulting ad campaign.

We make very few requests.

See ya!

Love,
Diana

P.S. Keep on rocking the lucite. It’s weird.

P. P.S. Please send presents! I’m feeling needy!

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