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Diversificasian

June 25th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

DiversityInc., an online biz mag that deals with potentially sticky work situations regarding race, gender, and orientation, recently published “7 Things NEVER to Say to Asian-American Executives.”


The 7 things include:

1. “Do you get all red when you drink? What’s up with that?”

2. “Love you long time.”

3. “Why are nail ladies so mean?” or “Why are sushi chefs so mean?” or “Why are Korean spa ladies so mean?”

4. “I had an Asian girlfriend in college. She was fuckin’ crazy. I mean, in a good way. Sort of.”

5. “What’s the deal with Asian porn?”

6. “…Oriental…”

7. “Is your penis as small as people say it is?” or “Do you have a sideways vagina? And can it shoot out bananas?”

Click here for the real list, which is not as fun.

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