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Singapore’s Water Polo Team Raises The Banana Hammock Game To A New Level

November 29th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

At the Asian Games in Guangzhou last week, the Singapore water polo team revealed a new swim trunk design based on its country’s flag that had people back home crying desecrasian.

The government deemed the banana hammocks “inappropriate,” and some of its citizens found them “disgusting,” “nauseating,” and “disgraceful.”

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Disgrasian Dictionary

KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
Panda-ring –: Pandering to our people.
Asiandroid –: Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
Blasian –: Black Asian. And badass.