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Lionel Richie’s Bai-Out
The blogosphere has been rather unforgiving regarding rumors that sparked after Bai Ling and Lionel Richie apparently shared some laughter and conversation over dinner at the Santa Monica Viceroy last Thursday.
“Lionel Richie and Bai Ling? Seriously?”
“Lionel is 60 years old and has been divorced twice – his second marriage ended in 2004, when he and Diane Alexander split after nearly nine years of marriage. Bai Ling is 42 years old, and totally strange.”
If the rumors of a budding romance are true, I actually think they might fit quite nicely together. Underneath it all, she could be an incredibly pensive soul, as reflected by her prose. And a poetic soul, he certainly is. I mean, HELLO:
Could be magical! Even though he can’t rock an accent (at least, not temporarily) and she certainly does with “finesse,” if these two crazy kids can find love in the worst of towns, who the heck are we to stop them?
Filed under: Bai Ling, Dates, Ease Up, Harsh Criticism, Lionel Richie, Love Connections, Love Is Hard, Odd Couples, Poets, Prose Stylists, rumors, Soulful Folks, Why Not?
Dancing On the Ceiling of Sanjaya’s Head
Sanjaya “Hell No I’m Not Gaysian” Malakar will soon release his first post-American Idol EP, “Dancing to the [techno/house remix and Madonna] Music in my Head.” Psyched? It’s available for pre-order on Amazon right now:
And somewhere, all huddled together in a room: the Debarge guys, Menudo kids, Lionel Richie, and Billy Ocean in fetal position on the floor, punching themselves in their respective neckmeats for not coming up with this album cover themselves.
Filed under: American Idol, Bad Hair Days, Billy Ocean, Closeted Asians, Dancing is Fun, DeBarge, Fetal Position, Gaysians, Lionel Richie, Menudo, Shameful Album Covers, Terrible Pictures of Self
