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You Say Haute Couture, And I Say Hot Cooter

July 5th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Earlier this week, to celebrate his decade-long tenure at Dior, designer John Galliano staged a frothy confection of a couture show at Versailles. The show was reportedly inspired by the paintings of Picasso, Goya, Renoir, Toulouse-Latrec and others, and featured retired runway heavy-hitters like Linda, Naomi, and Gisele.

Who Us? We’re prettier than you.”

But something funny happened on the way to the Orangerie at the palace, where the afterparty was held. Take a look at the transformation our two favorite Supers–that would be Supercrazian Naomi Campbell and Superhonorasian Linda Evangelista–underwent after the show:

Pardonnez-moi, but where did those wretched furs come from? The floor of some dark, dank room in the palace? Did Naomi take the phrase “cut a rug” literally (and you know the bitch carries scissors in her clutch bag)? Did Linda herself make those curtains she’s passing off as a dress out of a Louis XIV naugahyde La-Z-Boy? I had no idea naugahyde even existed in the 17th century. Perhaps they’re on crystal?

And what, pray, is on Naomi’s huge melon? A diamond-encrusted crown of thorns?

Ugh…who cares. Off with their heads!

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

May 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Supermodel of All Supermodels Linda Evangelista turns 42 today.

Observing that this gorgeous, gorgeous, supernatural being doesn’t look a day over 25, it occurred to us that she might actually be ASIAN!!! –Either that or she’s wisely taking some sort of anti-agin’ (or as I like to say, Anti-Asian) serum.

So we looked for photo proof:

Exhibit A:
Here’s Ms. Evangelista in a quasi-kimono. Paying Asia homage? Yes.
Proving her true Asian heritage? Not quite.

Exhibit B:
Here: Pretty chinky dress; however, not a very chinky face.

Exhibit C:
AH! Getting warmer!!! Sporting a pretty geisha puss!

Exhibit D:
Warmer still… Jet-black hair, almond eyes, and… (ahem) Opium.

And then…

…we found our proof.

Exhibit E:
JACKPOT!!!

Oh Linda. You’re one of us!!! We love you. Happy freaking birthday.

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