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Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous
Gary Glitter will be released from a Vietnam prison later this month after serving a reduced 3-month sentence for molesting two 11-year old girls, after which, “it is his right to go anywhere he wants,” reports Reuters.
3 months? I’ve been grounded longer for a B+ average. Since when are our people going soft on crime? Last night, my Hardass Asian Landlord gave me a verbal lashing–for breaking a window with a water balloon– so harsh and intense that for a moment I felt I was actually his spawn, and had been caught doing crack, out of a used pipe, with a married man inside of me, in an Atlanta whorehouse… and I wasn’t the least surprised.
Asians go easy on no one. Not husbands, not children, not employees, not opponents in war, not friends.
Why the fuck should we change that modus operandi for a platform-wearing pedophile?? Roast the fucker! Send him to the VC tunnels! Do I need to come over there with my dad and show how it’s done??
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Thanks, Jasmine and Maris!
Filed under: "Do You Wanna Touch Me?" (No), Alleged Child Molesters, Criminals, Gary Glitter, Going Soft, Hardass Asian Values, Lashings, Pedophiles, Unfunny Stuff, Vietnam We Have A Problem, WTF?
