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When Ponchos Collide

November 24th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

George Bush and Thai Prime Minister Somchai Wongsawat at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Lima, Peru

BUSH: This nacho is pretty damn comfortable. I might need a coupla these for hangin’ round the house.

WONGSAWAT: I believe they’re called “ponchos.”

BUSH: Heh heh. Lemme tell you somethin’, Mr. Pad Thai. There are few things I know in life, but I swear on my Daddy’s grave, this thingmajig is a nacho.

WONGSAWAT: Your father is still alive.

BUSH: But he’s old, man! And since he stopped being president, he’s almost as good as dead.

WONGSAWAT: Do you worry that people will say the same for you?

BUSH: No way! We’re totally different. I served two terms, he served one. People love me. They just made a major motion picture about my life. Do you have movies in your country, Massaman Curry?

WONGSAWAT: Would you mind not addressing me like that?

BUSH: Whatever you say, Chicken Satay.

WONGSAWAT: Did you not hear a word I said?

BUSH: Aw c’mon! I couldn’t resist. It rhymed. You gotta admit it was pretty funny.

WONGSAWAT: Somebody take the fucking picture.


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How Do You Say "Loser" in Japanese? まけいぬ.

July 30th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
“Governing Party in Japan Suffers Election Defeat”

Soy un perdedor. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

The NY Times reports today, “Japan’s governing Liberal Democratic Party suffered a crushing defeat Sunday in the election for the upper house of Parliament, but Prime Minister Shinzo Abe vowed that he would not step down.”

I’d already written a haiku dedicated to Dishonest Abe in anticipation of this occasion:

Good fuckin’ luck as
Japan’s lame-ass duck you suck

Still don’t know who Shinzo “Dishonest” Abe is or why he blows?

Click here.

And here.

And, hell, why not here, too.


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