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Don’t Make Fun Of Rady Gaga!!!
Gawker writer Adrian Chen wrote a most amusing “Compendium of Unnecessary Lady Gaga Eccentricities” last week, which included observations like: “Lady Gaga thinks ghosts are real and they are haunting her. She spent $4,000 on ghost hunting equipment because she was worried of “Bad energy” infecting London’s O2 stadium.”
Look, I hate the Gaga. I think she’s a poseur. And I know all of you aren’t with me on this but–wait, did I just write that a guy named Adrien CHEN penned a piece slamming a POP STAR? What the FUCK??!?!?
OH THANK GOD. A charming reader–er, leader–named Kenny Tarr–wait, Tall!–already wrote in a complaint.
We absorutery aglee. An Itarian supel-stal who has been in “American” for at reast 100 yeals (wow, Germanotta is older than we thought!”) has evely light to be in this countly! Evelyone knows that AMERICAN berongs to the Itarians!!! Just don’t tell the Native Amelicans and Mexicans!
HOW DARE this Chinaman comment? HOW DARE HE????
[Gawker: When Racist Lady Gaga Fans Attack]
Filed under: 20-watt bulbs, Adrian Chen, Angry Letters, Asian-ness, Botching the English Language, Compendium Of Unnecessary Lady Gaga Eccentricities, Engrish, Gawker, Idiots Are So Not Threatening, Kenny Tarr, Kenny Tarr Will Probably Die Saying: "Hey Watch This!", Lady Gaga, Lame Lady Gaga Fans, People Are Too Stupid To Be Offensive, People That Have Been In American For Over 100 Years, Racists, Really Stupid Americans, Stupid People, Weird American Behavior, You Have To Laugh
Leave Lady GaGa Alone!
Just wanted to let you guys know that in her own words, Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Germanatta) is actually “very shy.”
Yeap. And I’m a crack-smoking, figure-skating, 7-foot-9 Norwegian with a bicycle fetish and PhD in abstract calculus, whose parents hugged and encouraged them to follow their heart, not their mind, too much as a child.
[Gossip Center: Lady GaGa Talks Shyness]
Filed under: Bitch Please, Fame Whores, I Call Bullshit, Lady Gaga, Norwegians, People Who Have Been Seeking The Spotlight Since Their Teens, Poseurs, Shyness
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
The very first Hello Kitty merch, Coin Purse, 1974
Name: Hello Kitty (née Kitty White)
Born: November 1, 1974
Occupation: Icon
Known for: Presiding over a $5 billion dollar empire, pioneering kawaii style, having no mouth, that fucking red bow, serving as Japan’s tourism ambassador, being everyone’s favorite pussy–from children to club kids to celebrities to haters–and decorating everything from guns to bongs to maxi pads to vibrators.
What explains Hello Kitty’s enduring popularity?
Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
Filed under: Birthdays, Brands, Death to Hello Kitty, Goodbye Kitty, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty Turns 35, Icons, Japanese Pop Culture, Kawaii, Kitty White, Lady Gaga, Sanrio
Getting Pantsy
Hunh. Do you think Lady Gaga watched our vlog?
The recession is over!Cuz somebody seems to suddenly be wearing… PANTS! SUCCESS!
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Filed under: Good Advice, Lady Gaga, Making Changes, Pants Wearers, Pantsuits, Success, The Recession, VLOG, YouTube
SELF-VLOGELLASIAN: Where’d the Pants Go?
Hello Friends!
We’ve decided to try our hand at this “vlogging” business, even though we like the word “vlog” about as much as Tila Tequila enjoys her annual Pap Smear.
Our first topic of discussion? Why nobody seems to want to wear pants anymore.
See if you think our explanasian has any, er, legs.
Subscribe to our YouTube channel here.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Filed under: Crotch, Discuss, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, No Pants, No Skirt No Pants, Pantless, Self-Vlogellasian, Sienna Miller is Gross, Tights, Video Blog, VLOG
