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Leave Lady GaGa Alone!
Just wanted to let you guys know that in her own words, Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Germanatta) is actually “very shy.”
Yeap. And I’m a crack-smoking, figure-skating, 7-foot-9 Norwegian with a bicycle fetish and PhD in abstract calculus, whose parents hugged and encouraged them to follow their heart, not their mind, too much as a child.
[Gossip Center: Lady GaGa Talks Shyness]
Filed under: Bitch Please, Fame Whores, I Call Bullshit, Lady Gaga, Norwegians, People Who Have Been Seeking The Spotlight Since Their Teens, Poseurs, Shyness
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
The very first Hello Kitty merch, Coin Purse, 1974
Name: Hello Kitty (née Kitty White)
Born: November 1, 1974
Occupation: Icon
Known for: Presiding over a $5 billion dollar empire, pioneering kawaii style, having no mouth, that fucking red bow, serving as Japan’s tourism ambassador, being everyone’s favorite pussy–from children to club kids to celebrities to haters–and decorating everything from guns to bongs to maxi pads to vibrators.
What explains Hello Kitty’s enduring popularity?
Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
Filed under: Birthdays, Brands, Death to Hello Kitty, Goodbye Kitty, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty Turns 35, Icons, Japanese Pop Culture, Kawaii, Kitty White, Lady Gaga, Sanrio
Getting Pantsy
Hunh. Do you think Lady Gaga watched our vlog?
The recession is over!Cuz somebody seems to suddenly be wearing… PANTS! SUCCESS!
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Filed under: Good Advice, Lady Gaga, Making Changes, Pants Wearers, Pantsuits, Success, The Recession, VLOG, YouTube
SELF-VLOGELLASIAN: Where’d the Pants Go?
Hello Friends!
We’ve decided to try our hand at this “vlogging” business, even though we like the word “vlog” about as much as Tila Tequila enjoys her annual Pap Smear.
Our first topic of discussion? Why nobody seems to want to wear pants anymore.
See if you think our explanasian has any, er, legs.
Subscribe to our YouTube channel here.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Filed under: Crotch, Discuss, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, No Pants, No Skirt No Pants, Pantless, Self-Vlogellasian, Sienna Miller is Gross, Tights, Video Blog, VLOG
