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Winning the Rasian

April 21st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Danica, were you raised the same way we were? We know you didn’t want us to see you crying after you won your first big prize at the Indy Japan 300.

ABC News reports:

After crossing the finish line, and becoming the first female driver in Indy history to win a race, the 26-year-old Wisconsin native was overcome with emotion and began to cry.

“I felt like such a wuss. I couldn’t believe I was crying. I tried to stay in the car. I thought, ‘I can’t stay in the car. I have to get out of the seat.’ They were like ‘take the helmet off.’ I thought, ‘this is sports, right? This is raw emotion. What better time to let it out and be myself,’ Patrick said.

Girl… let it out! Cry cry cry ’til you can’t cry no’ mo’, whether or not the cameras are rolling. You deserve it, because you’re a winner.

(And hey, we feel you. We can’t let ourselves show it, but we do.)


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July 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

A lot of people have nothing to do and hate thinking; hence, we have witnessed the success of “fuck-all-I’m-bored” sites like, the kind that feature all of those incredible viral videos of dudes falling off of motorcycles, animals biting crotches, and bikini-clad hussies feeling themselves up. Or, as I like to call it, “cubicle food.”

As busy as I always am at DISGRASIAN HQ, I couldn’t help but wander off today into the land of the lost, (you gotta love a girl falling off a stripper pole), when in the middle of my browsing I stumbled upon today’s top searches:

I must say, I can’t even begin to describe the swell of pride I felt at seeing our own almond-eyed strippers nearly topping the list.

And then I wondered, who the hell beat us to Number 1? This unfunny douchebag, BO BURNHAM?

Come on ladies, we can do better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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