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THE INSANITY BAROMETER

August 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
“So you’re saying that to succeed in Hollywood I need to speak in full sentences, dress appropriately, and sing in key? Is this some kind of joke?*”

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*Of COURSE it’s a joke. This is Hollywood, Butterface. If you want us to notice you, show us your cooch! Say something like “I’m a little bad, hee hee!” and “Fame is hard” “I don’t really try to be a sex symbol” and “There’s pressure to be thin” and “I love the Ivy because of the food, y’know?”

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Seasons Change, People Change

May 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

DListed dug up this drag show performance of a DISGRASIAN Hall-of-Famer we haven’t seen in a while (and quite frankly, we’ve been missing)–Sanjaya Malakar.

It’s been a month since you tearfully sang your sad goodbye to the American Idol stage, so let’s assess the progress: Still talentless, still knobby-kneed, still sporting that ridiculous bob–oh and still denying that you are a woman.

Most importantly, STILL A DISGRASIAN! Thanks for staying.

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