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Could This Kobe Any Easier?

February 5th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Yeah, Kobe, you know we don’t love you. Or like you, even.

But hot damn… sometimes you make our job  SO EASY.

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DWTS: I Totally Get It (Not!)

September 23rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

My mom loves Dancing with the Stars, so–against all of my instincts–I’ve actually promised to give it a shot this season.

Thing is, the season opener boasted two of the most intense television moments I’ve ever witnessed:

Oh hohhhh ohhh…

Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer’s “Asian-themed” kung-fu/cha cha cha hybrid routine, set to the charming tune of Carl Douglas’s “Kung Fu Fighting, for one. (Here’s my point: Isn’t doing the cha cha cha almost Asian enough? Have you guys watched your parents at weddings?)

This shit is definitely wild

And, worse, or… better, or… I really don’t know, the super awkweird Me-Daddy-You-Jane cha cha cha of Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke–who I guess would be two of my favorite people in bizarro world. DeLay can’t really help that he’s, well Tom DeLay. I get that. But some things he should never do EVER AGAIN are strum an air guitar, mouth dirty words to a woman in her twenties, and… cha cha cha.

The result of both in concert: CREEPY TINGLES EVERYWHERE, and we’re just talking about episode one!! I’m fucking scarred for life!

And you know what, I don’t know if I can go through this kind of trauma again. Not even for my mother (Sorry, Mom!). We’ll see.

Watch the full episode here, if you dare.

[ABC: Dancing with the Stars - Official Site]

Thanks, Margie!

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Guess We Don’t Have to Wait

November 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

And here I’ve been holding out for 2011 to enjoy the joyous, slightly-epileptic, seemingly-possessed kung-fu poses of Jack Black on the Red Carpet!

Sooner than you thought: Jack Black at the DVD launch
for ‘Kung Fu Panda’ at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre

Lesson learned: Why wait for a film sequel when there are, uh, red carpet events to celebrate just about anything! Like, um, DVD releases?


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Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting (Again)

October 3rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

DreamWorks has announced that they are officially working on a sequel to their animasian money-pooper hit, Kung Fu Panda, with a 3-D sequel slated for release in 2011. Funnyman Jack Black will reprise his role as Po the plucky Panda, and Angelina Jolie her role as the Tigress.

Oh boy! I can’t wait until the release of the next film and am truly looking forward to again seeing Black do…

…stupid kung fu poses…

…in every…


…goddamn photozzZzzZzzzz.


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