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May 5th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Speaking of the L.A. Fakers, how did I miss the launch of Kobe’s Chinese-language blog back in January, where he went in full racial drag as one of us?

I swear he stabbed himself near the eye because even he knew what ka-ching-chong foolery that get-up was.

Disgrasian Dictionary

Yellowface –: When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.
Blasian –: Black Asian. And badass.
Uncle Tam –: Yellow Uncle Tom.
Panda-ring –: Pandering to our people.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.