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What Brainwashing Looks Like: North Koreans Mourn Kim Jong-il

December 19th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Of course, I hope this was all a show for the North Korean media and that everyone went home and secretly did a happy dance, but even with Kim Jong-il gone, it doesn’t seem that life’s going to get better for North Koreans any time soon.

[msnbc.com: Mourning in North Korea, worries in South]

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North Korean Soccer: Just Another Day At The Office

January 24th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

200 bona fide North Korean soccer fans arrived in Doha, Qatar via unicorn this month for the 2011 Asian Cup qualifiers. Fans of the other football have a reputation for being fanatical and violent in many countries, and the DPRK’s are no exception.

Shit was bonkers.

And then a brawl broke out in the stands.

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What It Means When North Korea Is Performing ‘Maintenance’ On Its Server

November 23rd, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

This is what currently comes up on your screen when you visit “The Official Webpage of The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea”:

TRANSLATION: “The server is currently unable to handle the request due to a temporary unloading of ‘maintenance’ on the South Korean puppet group’s island territory. The implication is that this is a temporary condition that will be alleviated after our enrichment of enough uranium to bomb a bitch’s ass if we feel like it is completed.”

[Reuters: North Korea shells South in fiercest attack in decades]
[Official Website of North Korea]
[AP: Scientist: NKorea has 'stunning' new nuke facility]

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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Bobby Lee

July 9th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

NAME: Bobby Lee

AGE: 33

OCCUPATION: Funnyman

WHY HE RULES: He loves his yellow belly, he was in our favorite movie Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, we adore his MadTV character Hideki (The Average Asian), he’s part of our favorite man-collective The Kims of Comedy, he does a mean impersonation of Kim Jung Il—and even if his dad doesn’t think he’s funny, we do.

Plus, Diana saw him do stand-up this weekend and was so hilarious that everyone other performer’s dick shriveled. Fun, right?

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