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DISGRASIAN’s Extracurricular Activities

September 16th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

What to do when you’re not studying, calculating your taxes on an abacus, or practicing piano:

For those of you who don’t think the midterm elections coming up in November have the capacity to drastically shift the face of this country, think again. Need more persuasian? Head to the First Annual AAPI Rock the Vote event at the Ford Ampitheater in Hollywood tomorrow night and let hotstuffs Kelly Hu, Lisa and Laura Ling, Continue reading DISGRASIAN’s Extracurricular Activities

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February 12th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

To the too-gorge Kelly Hu, we salute you.

When you turn 41 tomorrow, we hope that you celebrate being even more badass and beautiful than you’ve ever been (we’ve had the opportunity to see you up close; we wanna hate, but we can’t). Party on, lady!

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Knoxvillin’ the Boots

July 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

When I first saw this picture (on one of those icky celebrity gossip blogs ) of recently-split Johnny Knoxville and his gorge new girlfriend, I quickly wrote the post in my head:

“Keep your distance, oh beautiful ballet-slippered woman! Johnny Knoxville may be a tasty piece of flesh, but that beast might still be crawling with bugs from Jessica Simpson. YEESH!”

And then I scrolled down and read a few of the comments:

ExCUUUSE ME?! What is this “for an asian girl she’s not bad looking” shit? I have seen and heard this comment before and I must say it blows my mind every time.

And my girls agree:

“I’m not pretty? I can take you down in one swift kick, cheesdick.”

“You don’t think I’m hot shit? I’d shoot off your scrotum, but you don’t have one.”

“No likey? I’ll slice your wanker off–Oh, too small to see!”


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