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Ke$ha Is A Butterbutt
People say that Asian chicks have flat asses???
Um…

I mean, so do white female rappers, yo. Like, YO.
[The Superficial: Alright, Who Let Ke$ha in a Bikini?]
[Yahoo! Answers: Why do you think Asian women have flat butts?]
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An Internal Conver$ation

Ke$hia at the MTV VMAJ Awards in Tokyo, May 29
KE$HA: Domo arigato, Mr. Tokyo! I love you all!!!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Horrible. Just horrible. Please, let’s just go inside.
KE$HA: They love me! They love the $tatement I’m making!
KE$HA’s HEADDRESS: And what statement is that?
KE$HA: That Lady GaGa isn’t the only knockoff that can make it big this year.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: That’s it?
KE$HA: And my generation really does have new and innovative art to offer!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Like what?
KE$HA: Durrr. Like 80′s jeans and hippie dresses and disco indie rock.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: AH.
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