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Ngu developments: Assistant Kayden Nguyen has dropped the sexual assault lawsuit she filed against former employer (and previous DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK) Steven Seagal. [CBS News]

Flywheel Sports no longer wants Tiki Barber‘s cheating ass to be their spokesperson, and–ouch–they’re also suing him for $1 million. [New York Post]

Gizmodo editor Jason Chen is finally getting his stuff back, as the San Mateo county DA is pulling the Gizmodo iPhone 4 warrant. Does he get a free iPhone case, too? [Boing Boing]

File under UNFUNNY STUFF: Joran van der Sloot is being investigated in connection with the disappearance of Thai women that occurred while he was in Bangkok, working as a recruiter for the sex trade. [The Enquirer]

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

No!  Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves will not be playing Coachella this weekend!

Instead, Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves are only a few of the accusations being brought against Steven Seagal in a civil lawsuit filed Monday in LA by 23 year-old Kayden Nguyen (pictured), who worked for the actor briefly in February.

Here’s what’s being reported:

• The job was listed on Craigslist as an executive/personal assistant position
• Once she got the job, Nguyen was flown on a private jet from LA to NOLA, where Seagal was filming A&E’s Steven Seagal Lawman, an INCREDIBLE reality show about Seagal serving as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana
• She discovered on her first night that Steven Seagal already had two Russian sex slaves who were on-call, 24/7
• Nguyen’s lawsuit says Seagal “treated Ms. Nguyen as his sex toy” and assaulted her three times
• The lawsuit also says that she can identify a “unique physiological reaction” that Seagal has to sexual arousal
• Seagal is married and his wife was around when Nguyen was allegedly assaulted
• Other victims are coming forward
• In 1998, Jenny McCarthy said in an interview that Seagal told her to strip during an audition
• That same year, nine women told Penthouse magazine that Seagal had sexually harassed them

All this is alleged, okay? So let’s not jump to conclusions. BUT. If we were to jump to conclusions, I’d say that some of the details revealed in this lawsuit are so bizarre–Seagal listed the job on Craigslist? He has the bank to fly private?! He has a weird corkscrew penis “unique physiological reaction” to arousal?–they almost have to be true. Can I picture Seagal saying “Relax, we won’t do anything special tonight…I’ll save that for another night” to Nguyen in that rapey hushed tone of his? Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

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