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A Case of Mistasian Identity, Sorta

June 27th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The internet is abuzz, sorta, about new celebrity couple Keanu Reeves and China Chow!

They’re Eurasian! They love St. Tropez! They’re really really really pale!


Just Jared, described in the Vanity Fair Blogopticon as a “kinder, gentler celebrity-gossip blog, chockablock with exclamation points!”, seems to have the most pictures of the ghostly, sorta-famous pair, who were described as:

“…play fighting in the water and doing some sort of dance/karate stances along the shore.”

Witness said “karate stance”!


Hmm…is Just Jared invoking “karate” because Keanu and China are both Asian, sorta?!

That’s weird, since Jared’s Asian!

But wait!

That’s not even China Chow doing “karate” on the beach! Let’s compare photos! China is on the left, in a blue bikini, and the much-tanner Karate Lady is on the right, in a black bikini:


I know! I can’t believe I’m doing a bikinalysis either! But wait! It gets worse! There’s also a buttnalysis! The pale midget on the left is China (taken on a different day), the darker Amazon on the right is Karate Lady:


Dude, Jared, that shit’s just sloppy. (!).

Source: Just Jared
Thanks, Jasmine!

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