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Let’s Go To The Congo, Kiddies!!!

For a limited time only, we can go to the Congo for $799.99!

Our “Congo Excursion 2011″ features an “8′ Wave Slide, Rock Wall w/Rope, Trapeze Bar, Belt Swing, Glider Swing, Telescope, Binoculars & More.”

The “& More” refers to:

• 1 tic tac toe spinner panel
• 1 steering wheel
• Multi striped canopy
• Sandbox
• Mass rape
• The worst sexual violence in the world
• Malaria, diarrhea, pneumonia, and malnutrition as leading death-causers
• Anywhere from 3 to 7 million dead since 1998
• Nearly half of the dead (47%) being children

And yet, speaking of, our Congo Excursion 2011 curiously fails to feature any black children:

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