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What Is It About WikiLeaks And Lady Parts?

Perhaps this shouldn’t come as a surprise, given that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was given an “87% slut” score on an OKCupid test four years ago. But seriously, it seems everywhere you turn these days, you hear another story about WikiLeaks–or Assange, really–and lady parts.

There’s the arrest of Assange in London for allegedly violating two women’s lady parts in Sweden (he was freed on bail today).

Then there’s the emails Gawker just published that Assange wrote in 2004 to a 19 year-old woman he made out with once, revealing not only Assange’s persistence when it comes to unearthing information but also his penchant for purple prose pressed breasts and other “soft, warm and yielding” lady things. The following is an excerpt from one missive Assange wrote after sniffing out the girl’s phone number and calling her, only to receive a cool response:

I’m not concerned with your messy reality. I don’t want to see it and I confess I could not place you in mine. But I still want to see you in isolation. I am unconcerned with the context since time and your silence has made me philosophical; but when I first wrote the heat of your breast pressed against me was still vivid in my mind.

And here’s another from an email written after she rejects him for what appears to be the final time:

A man feels that which is soft, warm and yeilding (sic) in his arms must also be in other circumstances.

Pretty stalkery stuff from a man who once claimed to have Asian teengirl stalkers of his Continue reading What Is It About WikiLeaks And Lady Parts?

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