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May 24th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

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…wha?…hurhm?….five more minutes…ZzzZZzzz….wha wha whoa. So sorry! I must have fallen asleep at my computer. Big news this week in reality television. Apolo Ohno won Dancing with the Stars, beating out the Fat One. Now all Apolo needs to do is focus on Vancouver 2010, and getting the rest of those pubes waxed off his chin. I know an excellent Russian lady in Bev Hills who will do the trick.

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“Why do we smile so much? We have no fucking clue!”

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