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May 24th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


…wha?…hurhm?….five more minutes…ZzzZZzzz….wha wha whoa. So sorry! I must have fallen asleep at my computer. Big news this week in reality television. Apolo Ohno won Dancing with the Stars, beating out the Fat One. Now all Apolo needs to do is focus on Vancouver 2010, and getting the rest of those pubes waxed off his chin. I know an excellent Russian lady in Bev Hills who will do the trick.

American Idol also staged their finals this week, where ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz


..five more minutes goddamit!…ZzzzZzzzZZz…hello? Mom, am I late for school?…zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz…..I’m up, I’m up! Where’s my…oh. My bad. It appears I fell asleep at my computer again and now there’s drool under my keyboard. What was I saying? Oh right. Jordin Sparks won AI last night. Woohoo. Let’s put our hands together for the new Mandy Moore of color. Cuz that’s what we need in this world…two Mandy zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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