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I’m With the Canary Eater

May 30th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Page Six reports:

SEE, “Joe” Perry?? (By the way–nice job, Page Six… I smell a Journey fan in the copyediting room) DO YOU SEE HOW EASY IT COULD HAVE BEEN TO AVOID THE APOCOLYPSE?

“Somewhat” only “somewhat” conveys just how embarassing that wretched scene was. It’s been burned into my brain and you will likely never be forgiven.


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When Worlds Collide

May 25th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Sanjaya Malakar and Aerosmith’s Joe Perry performing together during the American Idol finale

Sanjaya: Wow! That rocked! You can play back-up for me any time. Yeah!

Joe Perry: Uhhdassuzvcxhue Sureasrsse.

Sanjaya: Like, seriously, that was SO great. I think I’ve gotten WAY better.

Joe Perry: Riacmkxaejg;lt.

Sanjaya: I know, right?

Joe Perry: Yodfjfjkjklssre adursn Iddidasfsjncv;.

Sanjaya: I’m such a big fan of Boston, man. I’m really sorry about your lead singer.

Joe Perry: Whadia;ijta;s;a/? WEjfasdkldfe Ae’asdfdsklzeith!

Sanjaya: I had a pet hamster, Carlos, who died.

Joe Perry: Gg5fhxc7mcxjcjet! DId;jdfkdasfjbt yeifvuc fucsdfmnng h;eaefedau r mdes?

Sanjaya: Car-los.

Joe Perry: Jezjisebgsas.

Sanjaya: I’m having a really hard time hearing you. The applause for me is so loud.
Hey–does your band need a new lead singer?

Joe Perry: I tilajkachzsdjkh he;jlcsa;h noi;dts dea;ljafdsd!! IDIOT!!!

Sanjaya: Dude. I made the same girl cry. Again. How much do I rock?

Joe Perry: @@@@#####****&&&@&%*###!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sanjaya Just Won’t Die-uh

May 25th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Sanjaya molested and assaulted The Kinks’ classic track You Really Got Me AGAIN on this week’s American Idol finale, this time aided and abetted by Aerosmith’s Joe Perry.

Ryan “frosty tips” Seacrest had the gall to call this abysmal event “rock history,” but I think of it only as a monumentally sad, hugely disgraceful scene.

Joe Perry, you should hate yourself. The next time you shame Rock and Roll, do it with one of your own boring-ass songs. Don’t spit on the classics.


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