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Asian Gracefully, Sorta

Apropos of nothing, Jennifer Tilly (née Jennifer Chan) is 50. I saw her on a sexiest women over 50 list recently (#3!) and learned this little fact (she turned quinquagenarian in September). So when I look at these photos taken of her at some event this week…

I have to give it up to this ageless lady–crazy face, tranny weave, and asymmetrical boobage notwithstanding.

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Filed under: 50 Years Old, Aging Gracefully, Anti-Agin' Asian, Crazy Faces, Jennifer Tilly, Poker, Quinquagenarians, Tranny Weaves, Women Poker Players, Wonky Tits, Wow, Y'all All Need Anti-Asian Cream

Oh Tilly, So Silly

In today’s Page Six (it must have been a slow news day):

Dear Jennifer,

Wait, when exactly were your fans more intellectual? Was it after the 1987 classic Remote Control (IMDB plot summary: A video store clerk stumbles onto an alien plot to take over earth by brainwashing people with a bad ’50s science fiction movie. He and his friends race to stop the aliens before the tapes can be distributed world-wide) or 1998’s Relax… It’s Just Sex?

Don’t get me wrong, they’re all great. Just trying to figure out exactly when. I, too, often find that when one’s quasi-nonexistent career tanks to abysmal lows (save for the occasional televised poker game), there’s always someone else to blame. Also, Chucky wasn’t that scary in Bride of Chucky.

Please let me know!

Thanks,
Diana

P.S. I dug up this really adorable photo of you cupping your breasts.

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Filed under: Bride of Chuky, Feeling Yourself Up, Jennifer Tilly, Really Smart People, The Blame Game