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Just Wondering…

March 19th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Dear Christina Aguilera,

Kind of a weird question for you: You aren’t… no… I mean… It just seems like… kinda you’re slowly morphing your look into… no…this isn’t an accusasian or anything but… no…you wouldn’t be doing that… would you?

Would you?

Would you?

Just curious,
Diana

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ROCK OF ASIAN: Overseas Collaborasian

October 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Electropop world superstar Kylie Minogue just finished recording a duet track, “In My Arms,” with super-popular Taiwanese Mandapop singer Jolin Tsai, for Minogue’s forthcoming record, X.

Looks like a little On the Boba shaming wasn’t enough to dissuade Miss Kylie from her commitment to Asiaphilia. Perhaps her aims are true? If so, we await the release of X with basian breath.

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From Our Mailbox

October 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Dear Jen and Diana,

I know in the past you’ve dabbled with hating on me, and I don’t blame you. It’s easy to lump me in with this generasian of useless, overexposed, young celebutards.

I want you to know that I’m making efforts to get on your A-list. Not sure if you noticed, but I don’t date that douchebag Joel Madden, anymore, and I try really hard not to eat at Koi and Mr. Chow.

I know it’s a long process. But in the meantime, please accept this photo of me with my new look–I have aspirasians to look Asian. Whaddya think?

I hope we can be friends, even though I am a teenage pop star with large teeth.

x’s, o’s, and smiley faces,
Hil

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Emulasian

September 28th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Looks like somebody’s making a bid for “Korean-style gigolo.”

I must admit, something about it works for me. I certainly prefer it to that “I am a skinny hip hopper” nonsense.

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

September 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy 26th birthday, Cantopop singer Yumiko Cheng! We’ve have no idea what kind of Chinese woman uses a Japanese moniker their schoolmates gave them as their stage name, but you seem to be rocking it.

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