DISGRASIAN™

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Trash-Talking

“Dude. We will fuck your shit up. Then sic our lawyers on you.”

Last week, an INTRASIAN smackdown took place between Shaolin monks from a temple in China’s Henan Province and some douchebag who talks trash on the internet. (Nothing like what we do. Not a bit. Really. Okay, maybe a little.)

The douchebag claimed on a Chinese-language internet forum that a Japanese ninja challenged the Shaolin monks in Henan to a fight and won.

The posting last week on the “Iron Blood Bulletin Board Community” described a ninja who challenged the monks of the Shaolin Temple to a fight last month after practising boxing at a Japanese mountain retreat for five years. It claimed the monks accepted the challenge and the ninja won, proving that modern-day monks are trained to perform rather than fight.

“The fact that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain,” it said.

The Shaolin monks responded by hiring a lawyer, demanding an apology, and threatening to sue. The douchebag has since apologized and fessed up that the story was fiction. You can read the apology here, if you read Chinese.

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(Thanks Greenie! You rule!)

Filed under: Crackpots, Douchebags, Internet Forums Are Wack, Intra-sian Hatred, Lies, Ninjas, Shaolin Monks Are Cool, Trash Talk

You Better Hope You Never Meet These Two "Asian Whores" In a Dark Alley

Yeah, yeah, I know. Jim Nelson, GQ editor-in-chief, who wrote in this month’s issue to readers, “visualize what you want (an Alfa Romeo? Leather pants? An Asian whore?),” is a CHEESEDICK in desperate need of a blowjob (and, uh, good fucking luck trying to get it from an Asian sista). It’s not the first time we’ve been called whores, and it won’t be the last.

Nelson has since backpedaled and told Page Six, “…I’m skewering a Western attitude that one ought to find noxious. The notion that Westerners can have and exploit whatever they want.”

Uh-huh. And how do you spell BULLSHIT in Cheesedickese?

But while we’re on this subject, let’s take a look at ourselves in the mirror, shall we?

1) From the Asia Times Online Community and News Discussion:

“Gong Li is a sellout whore. What little respect I had for her was completely destroyed the moment I found out about the upcoming movie, ‘Miami Vice’”

2) From the forum of yellowworld:

“ASIAN WOMEN WHO DON’T DIG ASIAN MEN ARE ALL WHORES. THEY HAVE No JUtificATION FOR BEING SUCH SLLUTS!!!11 THEY ARE OURS AND SHOULD KNOW THAT!!! RACIAL BACKGROUND MAKES US ALL THE SAME. DIFFERENT RACES ARE LIKE DIFFERNT SPECIES. ASIAN WOMAN ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO MATE WITH ASIAN MEN!!111!! IF yOU ARE AN ASIAN WOMAN WHO LOVES A WHITE MAN, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY A WHORE BECAUSE YOU’VE VIOLATED THE SOCIAL XCONTRACT!!!! NO ONE CAN TRUST YOUR WORD!! ”

3) From the Model Minority: A Guide to Asian American Empowerment forum:

“Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:07 am Post subject: Disgrasian Blog

The blog discusses the same subjects that we do and is written by 2 AFs, but they seem to be SOWs. Discuss.”

SOW, by the way, is the acronym for “Sell Out Whore,” which is often a substitute for AF (Asian Female) in Intra-sian discussion.

So what’s up with that, my Asian brothers?

WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK. DO YOU HAVE OURS?

“Call me a whore again, and I’ll cut your dick off”

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Filed under: Attention Whores, Cheesedicks, GQ, Intra-sian Hatred, Jim Nelson, Pathetic, Whores