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Wut Da Dang Deal, Victoria’s Secret?!

November 11th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Another year, another Victoria’s Secret show.

This year’s Tits & Assfest, held at the Lexington Armory in NYC, featured Adriana Lima wearing a $2 million bra encrusted with diamonds, sapphires, topaz stones, and maybe a little mother’s milk (Lima had a baby last year)…

A performance by Katy Perry’s ubiquitous cleavage…

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

Panda-ring –

Pandering to our people.

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

EXPLOITASIAN –

Yellow exploitation.

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