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January 30th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

ADVICE THAT SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN:

“When you’ve done something(s) really, really, really, really, really, wrong, just convince yourself that you haven’t–and, in fact, that you’ve done great things, instead.

Most importantly: Never, ever say fucking never.”

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Disgrasian Dictionary

DISGRASIANMOBILES –: The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.
EXPLOITASIAN –: Yellow exploitation.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
GAYSIAN –: Fun.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.