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Now He’s Just Everyone’s Blagoje-bitch

January 30th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


ADVICE THAT SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN:

“When you’ve done something(s) really, really, really, really, really, wrong, just convince yourself that you haven’t–and, in fact, that you’ve done great things, instead.

Most importantly: Never, ever say fucking never.”

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

Mutasian –

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

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