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Racist Halloween Costumes…For Pets

October 22nd, 2009 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

With Halloween right around the corner, a lot has been said already about the latest crop of costumes–from the good to the bad to the offensive. An Illegal Alien costume, which was pulled from the shelves of Target and Walgreens this week after complaints from immigrant rights groups, seems to be this year’s undisputed winner in the last category.

But didja know that offensive Halloween costumes even extend to pets? Here are some of the worst:

1) “The Geisha Dog Costume”

Description: Your cutie will look vibrant and colorful in this Chinese themed dog dress! Features an adorable Asian floral print on magenta with faux thread Chinese toggles on the back and white satin trim.

Okay, who’s going to break it to the costume makers that geishas aren’t Chinese?

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Being Michelle Malkinbitch

December 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

This week, DISGRASIAN’s favorite cuntdit Michelle Malkin posted “Meet the GOP Immigration Drag Queens” on her site and took Huckabee, Giuliani, and McCain to task for changing their stances on illegal immigration, the bee in Malkinbitch’s bonnet. She called Huckabee “a shameless border control cross-dresser” and wrote:

Bad enough that the Democrat candidates are still stuck in a 9/10 mentality on the nexus between immigration and national security. The question for conservatives is: Would a Republican immigration drag queen be any better — or worse?

Oh Malkinbitch. People ask us all the time why we don’t write about you more, and we’re happy to tell ya: 1) because you are the right-wing House Oriental, and when we read your blather, er, blog, all we see is a chick tryin’ to make a fast nickel instead of someone with real conviction, and 2) we really can’t stand looking at those terrifying teeth of yours; they give us nightmares.

But don’t go bringin’ cross-dressers and drag queens into the debate like they’re a bad thing. First off, we’re pretty sure that any drag queen worth her Adam’s Apple could kick your scrawny ass without lifting a french tip. Also, drag queens are awesome and most of them a lot hotter than you. Here are examples of some smokin’ he-bitches, for future reference:

Why drag queens, Michelle? Is this just semantic gymnastics or is there something more to the issue? Then we started rootin’ around for photos of you, and we got our answer.

We dare say that you’re looking positively beDRAGgled yourself, Malkinbitch.

Experiencing some self-loathing, perhaps?

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No More Beans-and-Ricism

June 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Xinhua news agency reports that the Asian Pacific American Legal Center here in L.A., a very cool advocacy group, recently polled 2,200 Asian-American voters and found that “62 percent favored legislative attempts to legalize undocumented immigrants” and nearly “60 percent opposed further efforts to bring criminal charges against the undocumented.”

Didja know that Asian-Americans are the fastest-growing ethnic group in the U.S? And that Hillary Clinton has her own Asian-American voter outreach advisor, Doris Matsui? Or that Obama tried to show he’s down wit us, issuing a statement honoring Asian Pacific American Heritage Month, which ended yesterday (although not for us, where every month is…well, you get the picture)?

Support our Latino brethren and make some changes, peeps!

Click here to learn more about the Asian Pacific American Legal Center.


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Illegal Immigrasian Alert

May 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Some of you have heard by now of the Chinese citizen who stowed herself away in a shipping container in Shanghai and survived a 35-day voyage to Hendersonville, North Carolina without food and water. This illegal alien is now seeking asylum in the U.S. Here is a picture of the stowaway they call “China”:

This outrageous violation of our borders has prompted me to write a letter to our Dear Leader, President Bush.

Dear Prez,

It’s abundantly clear to me after reviewing the attached photograph that you are soft on illegal immigration, despite your best efforts to manipulate the media into thinking otherwise. We Americans must band together to protect our borders from illegal aliens, terrorists, and the occasional sneaky Canadian. Think of the consequences if you continue to allow illegals like “China” to seek asylum in our country. They will arrive in their tired, poor, huddled masses only to sap our welfare system and waste their government checks–our hard-earned tax dollars–on catnip and kitty litter. With all due respect, have you ever seen an illegal bat around a ball of string? They are, as a species, lazy, preferring to lay about all day while we honest Americans pay for them to have their teeth cleaned and their claws manicured. They must be stopped. We at DISGRASIAN will join you in this fight.

Power to the American People,
Child of Legal Immigrants and Proud Citizen


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