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July 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

A lot of people have nothing to do and hate thinking; hence, we have witnessed the success of “fuck-all-I’m-bored” sites like Break.com, the kind that feature all of those incredible viral videos of dudes falling off of motorcycles, animals biting crotches, and bikini-clad hussies feeling themselves up. Or, as I like to call it, “cubicle food.”

As busy as I always am at DISGRASIAN HQ, I couldn’t help but wander off today into the land of the lost, (you gotta love a girl falling off a stripper pole), when in the middle of my browsing I stumbled upon today’s top searches:

I must say, I can’t even begin to describe the swell of pride I felt at seeing our own almond-eyed strippers nearly topping the list.

And then I wondered, who the hell beat us to Number 1? This unfunny douchebag, BO BURNHAM?

Come on ladies, we can do better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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