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Tila Gone Wild

September 7th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Idolator reports that boob squoosher MySpace Friend Whore Hater-Hater sublebrity Tila Tequila will be starring in her own reality show.

In her own words, from her own AssSpace MySpace:

My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

Oh my god.

Groundbreaking.

Time to go brush my TEETH… WITH TOOTHPASTE!!! And then I’m going to PICK AT A BLEMISH.. THAT’S BOTHERING ME! And then I’m going to look at the floor.

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