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Dude Drops Kid Going For A Foul Ball, Wife Murders Him With Her Eyes

September 27th, 2011 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

Of late, I’ve been watching the Red Sox implode spectacularly, so baseball has been a very, very sad affair around my house. That’s why this video makes me very, very happy:

You can tell by reading her lips she said, “How are you going to drop our child on her head and not catch that foul ball? Trifling motherfucker.”

[via BuzzFeed]

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@originalspin @WSJspeakeasy @MrEddieHuang "Hudson had a natural kind of orneriness to him" WONDER WHO HE GOT THAT FROM???
- Wednesday Mar 12 - 10:58pm

RT @originalspin: How crazy? SO CRAZY. My latest @WSJSpeakeasy: My son Hudson was cast as Li'l @MrEddieHuang in ABC's new #FOTB sitcom! htt…
- Wednesday Mar 12 - 10:57pm

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Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.

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