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Dude Drops Kid Going For A Foul Ball, Wife Murders Him With Her Eyes

September 27th, 2011 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

Of late, I’ve been watching the Red Sox implode spectacularly, so baseball has been a very, very sad affair around my house. That’s why this video makes me very, very happy:

You can tell by reading her lips she said, “How are you going to drop our child on her head and not catch that foul ball? Trifling motherfucker.”

[via BuzzFeed]

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Wassup, Tweeps

Someone pls do a remix with better music: Chinese Viral Video Mocks Kim Jong Un w/Dancing Mashup http://t.co/rbHgh5z2YO via @mediaite
- Wednesday Jul 23 - 6:53pm

@yumisakugawa @The_Rumpus Beautiful, sad, bittersweet...loved this
- Wednesday Jul 23 - 6:39pm

Disgrasian Dictionary
AMAZIAN –

Amazin’ Asian.

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

Blasian –

Black Asian. And badass.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

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