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Dude Drops Kid Going For A Foul Ball, Wife Murders Him With Her Eyes

September 27th, 2011 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

Of late, I’ve been watching the Red Sox implode spectacularly, so baseball has been a very, very sad affair around my house. That’s why this video makes me very, very happy:

You can tell by reading her lips she said, “How are you going to drop our child on her head and not catch that foul ball? Trifling motherfucker.”

[via BuzzFeed]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

Blasian –

Black Asian. And badass.

Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

EXPLOITASIAN –

Yellow exploitation.

EMANCIPASIAN –

Freedom.

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