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Disqualificasian

June 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Olympic Gold medalist, reigning world record holder in the 110-meter hurdles, and resident Chinese hottie, Liu Xiang, showed up at yesterday’s Prefontaine Classic ready to win–despite a kinda-sorta-maybe troubled hamstring. He didn’t get a chance to test the sturdiness of his bad leg, however, because he was disqualified after two false starts.

Wha?? A world champion getting DQ’d is just a buzzkill. And for Liu, the shock of the shame seemed to rattle him as he walked off the track with his backpack on, probably imagining how his father would chastise him on the phone later that evening (“Why did you put on the clothes and the shoes and get on your mark if you were not even going to race? Why do you dishonor your parents in front of entire world?”), but he still held his smile. Still, I’ve posted the photo above, a proud moment from the 2004 Olympics, just in case he’s reading this, to remind him of better daysians. They will come again!

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Your Ass Is Grass

May 4th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“A visitor poses for a photo with a statue covered with grass at a park in Wuhan, Central China’s Hubei Province, May 4, 2007. China is celebrating a week-long Labour Day holiday, which started on Tuesday, a time when millions of Chinese people travel to major cities to enjoy cultural attractions or return home to visit relatives and friends.” (Xinhua)

Okay. I’ve got a few questions:

1) Why does the grass statue have no hands?

2) Why is the handless grass statue jumping over hurdles?

3) Why is this woman posing with the handless, hurdling grass statue?

4) Why is this woman posing with the handless, hurdling grass statue wearing a red country-club sweater with a purple peasant skirt?

5) What the f- is a grass statue?

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