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February 18th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

When I turned 21, I received a wealth of gifts. They included:

  • sixer of Smirnoff ice
  • knockoff version of Barbie’s little sister, Skipper
  • 3 “Your first time coming here legally?? It’s on the muzzafuzzin’ house!!!” shots seeminly comprised of sugar and scope
  • my first DVD porn
  • 13 unidentified flying cocktails
  • framed photo of me with a bunch of swell college chicks in dresses holding up cocktails
  • hickey
  • hangover

SIMILARLY, on Korean Olympic speed skater’s Mo Tae-Bum’s 21st birthday (February 15), he received…

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Recruit Him To Your Guild: Taiwanese Dude “Beats” World Of Warcraft

December 3rd, 2009 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Okay, fine: We’re not WOW experts. So we don’t really know what it means to kill 390,895 creatures, accumulate 7,255,538,878 points of damage, complete 5,906 quests, raid 405 dungeons and hug 11 players–but it sounds like a shit-ton of warcraft to us!  And we’re huge fans of hugging!

A fella in Taiwan, whose handle is “Little Gray,” apparently did all of the above and then some, making him the first person to accomplish basically everything that can be accomplished in 11.5 million people’s favorite lifestyle game, World Of Warcraft. Basically, he’s “beaten” the unbeatable game.

Don't lie. You totally love WOW.

Wowing WOW players

Sure, there are some bitchy WOW sticklers that are already poo-pooing on the epic win, citing a glitch in the, uh, “B.B. King achievement” and a “false victory point” used by Little Gray to override it. But we figure that people suffering from PC eye strain and extended periods of virginity just get grouchy. Details, details.

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Serena Williams Wants To Hug It Out

September 16th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

When Serena Williams apologized Monday to the lines judge whose “fucking throat” she wanted to shove a “fucking ball” down after the judge called Serena on a foot-fault in her U.S. Open semifinal against Kim Clijsters, she went so far as to say, “I would like to give (the lines judge) a big ol’ hug.”

To which the lines judge replied, “Uh, er, um…know what? I’m good. I’m not what you’d call a big hugger anyway.” *runs away*


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March 5th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
DISGRASIAN: Welcome to the Terrible Twos

We’re celebrating our second year as the Interwebz’ saltiest (yet cuddliest) shame squad! Join me in song, will you?

Happy Birthday to us
We sure like to cuss
And since it’s our birthday
Maybe y’all will make a fuss!

And by “make a fuss,” we mean, um, e-hug us on Facebook and Twitter, subscribe to our RSS feed and YouTube channel, send us some cupcakes, or attack our Marni wishlist.

Fuss aside, it sure has been a great two years! Thank you–we love you for hanging with us for so long!


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I Don’t ♡ Heart Robot

July 30th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The Heart Robot was unveiled this week in England, and its arrival marks a new age in artificial intelligence, where robots can be “emotional machines.”

On their website, Heart Robot’s creators describe how it responds to humans:

The rhythm of his breathing and heartbeat speeds up and he becomes more tense as he gets more ‘worried’. He slows down and relaxes as he becomes ‘happier’. His emotional state changes according to how you interact with him.

In other words, this robot, with its sack-of-rice body and Gizmo-ears, wants to be hugged, cuddled, and loved.

Sounds way too needy if you ask me.


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