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Rep. Joseph Cao Admits He’s a Closet Case

March 4th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Meowww, Mrs. Cao!

On Tuesday, in front of the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, Rep. Joseph Cao, the first Vietnamese-American elected to Congress, admitted to being a closet case. A “closet Democrat” that is. His exact words were:

“Don’t tell the Republicans, but I might be a closet Democrat,” said Cao to a round of laughter.

Now, this sounds like a prime example of Rep. Cao, who comes from a heavily Democratic district, panda-ring–what you’d call pandering to our people–but methinks there is another explanation.

TRANSLASIAN: “THE GOP SHIP IS A’SINKING. WE’VE GOT THE HEAD OF THE RNC KOWTOWING TO THAT CRACKHEAD RUSH LIMBAUGH AND MY RE-ELECTION IN 2010 IS A HAIR’S BREADTH AWAY. ABORT, ABORT.”

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Disgrasian Dictionary
EMANCIPASIAN –

Freedom.

AMAZIAN –

Amazin’ Asian.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

FASHISM –

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.

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