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BABEWATCH: Samurai Blue
There are an infinite number of reasons that we love Phil over at Angry Asian Man. But today, the primary reason is that he posted this photo (large version here) of the Japanese World Cup Soccer Team (affectionately known as “Samurai Blue“) in slim-fitting SUITS. It comes from an ad featuring the athletes, slickly peddling a a team-inspired blue tie:
Let's kick it
I’m an enthusiast and/or stickler about most sports… but I really don’t know shit about soccer, except that soccer players are fuzzin’ HOT. I love their endurance, their swagger, their abs, the strength of their broad shoulders, the speed of their sprint, their perfectly muscled and meaty legs, the fact that they don’t so much as take a timeout to get an eye gushing with blood stitched up on the field sidelines. I am to soccer players as my dog is to bully sticks. Add a well-tailored suit into the mix and I might just pass out from the hot, hot heat.
And hell, if it got TOOOOOO hot, we could just get some burly Asian firemen in the mix to wave their big water hoses all around and cool us all down! Water everywhere and no shirts on!! Everybody’s chiseled physiques just firm and warm and moist to the touch!!!!!!! And while we were at it we would film everything!!!!! Multiple camera angles!!!!!!!!!!!! The footage would live on forever!
…Wait. Am I talking about this photo or my pervy dreams? Both?
[via Angry Asian Man]
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Thanks, Joanna and Cindy! 
Filed under: Angry Asian Man, Blue Samurai, Firemen, Heat, Hot Bodies, Hotness, Japanese Samurai Blue Team, Japanese Soccer Players, Japanese Soccer Team, Japanese World Cup Soccer Team, Killer Abs, Men that Make Suits Look Good, No Timeouts, Pervy Dreams, Ripped Bodies, Samurai Blue, Soccer Players, Soccer Players Are So Hot, Sports, We Love Angry Asian Man
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Maggie Q
Happy birthday to Maggie Q, who turns 31 on Saturday! This glorious beauty and Q-tie is so sweet in the face we’d consider giving up meat for her. At least for a day or two.
Filed under: Actresses, Beautiful Ladies, Birthdays, Hot Bodies, Maggie Q, Maggie Q Chilis, Maggie Q Naked, Maggie Q PETA ad, Maggie Q Red Lips, Meat, PETA, PETA Asia Pacific, PETA Celebrity Activists, So Qt, Spicy Stuff, Vegetariasians, We're Nice On Your Birthday
Daniel Henney Goes Outback Doesn’t Look Like Any Reality Show We’ve Ever Seen [PHOTOS]
In the years since leaving my old development job at a reality television company by saying, “This genre just insults my brain and I can’t do it anymore,” I’ve become a bit of a reality junkie. Funny.
I still don’t watch Survivor or Amazing Race or anything like that, but I never miss an episode of Celebrity Rehab/Sex Rehab/Sober House/Celebrity Addiction Show Rehab* with Dr. Drew. I cry during reruns of Say Yes To The Dress. I actually threw something at the TV in protest of the injustice displayed in the latest Tool Academy graduation ceremony. I flipped my lid when I met Tim Gunn. I entered a contest to appear on Man Vs. Wild. I’ve watched every Kitchen Nightmares episode–both the awesome British and wacked-out American versions–three times over.
Total junkie!!!
Most reality show talent (not Tim Gunn, for crying out loud, but the sub-average Joes and Janes willing to sacrifice dignity and privacy for a toxic 15 minutes of fame) are hard to look at. It’s trainwrecks doing tequila shots with even ickier trainwrecks, or former teen idols past their prime, or narcissistic celebrities trying to revamp their image–y’know, the intolerable rep cultivated on another reality show.
So when I read on Figgy and Fatty that Daniel Henney was starring in his own reality show for Korean TV, I gasped a worried gasp. Had he sold himself short? Is the beautiful and nummy Daniel Henney a trainwreck??
Filed under: Amazing Race, Boyfriends, Celebrity Rehab, Daniel Henney, Daniel Henney Photos, Daniel Henny Goes Outback, Dr. Drew, Fantasy Guys, Gorgeous People, Hapa, Hot Asian Men, Hot Bodies, Kitchen Nightmares, Korean Reality TV Shows, Oh How I Would Love To Be That T-Shirt, Reality TV, Say Yes To The Dress, Smoking Hotness, So Fine, Survivor, Tool Academy, Trainwrecks, Well Done
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Jamie Chung
Happy birthday to Jamie Chung, who is awfully cute, normal, pretty, zZzzzZzZ, and tan!
We hope you have a great year, Jamie, doing cute things with cool sorority girlfriends and having lots of fun! You’re so… um… pretty!
Filed under: Actresses, Asian American Actresses, Boring People, Cute Girls, God's gift to boring chicks is good looks, Hot Bodies, Jamie Chung, Jamie Chung I Almost See Nipple, Jamie Chung See-Through Shirt, Jamie Chung Shirtless, Much Ado About Nothing, Pretty And Popular, Real World Stars, Reality Stars, Reality TV, Sorority Bitches, Sorority Girls, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz
We Like Grace Park Mad
I believe this is what it looks like when you say something to Grace Park like, “Are you on the rag or something?” or “I screwed your sister” or “Is your vajayjay sideways?”
BLAM! "What'd you say, muthafucka?!?!?"
Okay, it’s actually Park filming scenes for Hawaii Five-O. But it’s pretty hot. Now we’re thinking it might not be a bad idea to piss her off daily.
[via ONTD]
[Celebrity-Gossip: Grace Park - Bikini Beach Babe]
Filed under: Anger Is Asian, Fighting Blows, Grace Park, Grace Park Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii, Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii Five-O Remake, Hot Bodies, Ladies
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Daniel Dae Kim
Name: Daniel Dae Kim aka DDK aka our Jen’s boyfriend
Occupation: Actor, Restaurant Owner
Hails from: Hawaii via Pennsylvania (via South Korea)
Known for: Making us quiver with love tingles. We like the way he votes, the way he eats, the way he drives (kidding), ooooooohlala obviously the way he looks–and of course, how brilliantly he acts. Praise be the person who finalized DDK’s deal as a principal in CBS’s Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Daniel Dae Kim
Filed under: Boyfriends, Carrie Ann Inaba Beautiful, CBS, Daniel Dae Kim, Daniel Dae Kim Lead Hawaii Five-O, DDK, Hawaii, Hawaii Five-O, Hot Bodies, Hotness, Lost
Underwear? Hidetoshi Nakata, We Want To See What’s Under There
HOLY CALVINS, BATMAN!!!
LESS TEENAGE GANGBANG. MORE SEXY FOOTBALLER. CALVIN KLEIN IS FINALLY ON TO SOMETHING.
[WWD: Calvin Klein Underwear Taps Four New Models]
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Thanks, Tina!
Filed under: Advertising, Calvin Klein, Calvin Klein Underwear, Gangbangs, Hidetoshi Nakata, Hot Asian Men, Hot Bodies, Marky Mark, So Fine, Underwear, Weird American Behavior Adopted by the Japanese, Yay, Yummers
Padmama Lakshmi
It looks like Padma is going to have a baby girl!
And dayum. If that little baby grows up to look anything like mama, all of your kids are gonna need to lock up their husbands.
[Page Six: Looks Like It's A Girl For Padma Lakshmi]
Filed under: Babies, Beautiful Ladies, Congratulasians, Daughters, Foodies, Gorgeous People, Hot Bodies, Hot Women, Padma Lakshmi, Padma Lakshmi Pregnant, Perfection, Threats to our Confidence
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Carrie Ann Inaba
Happy birthday to dance extraordinaire, Carrie Ann Inaba, who turned 42 this week and looks like this:
Oh man, she really makes us want to be 42. Or, well, HER.
Filed under: Anti-Agin' Asian, Beautiful Ladies, Birthdays, Carrie Ann Inaba, Carrie Ann Inaba Beautiful, Dancers, Dancing With the Stars, Forties Sound Awesome, Hot Bodies
BABEWATCH: Mason Ho
Name: Mason Ho
Hails from: North Shore of Hawaii
Occupation: Professional Surfer
Ho Ho Ho! Christmas must have come early.
Why He’s A Babe: Mad water skills and a great pedigree. Son of surf legend Michael Ho, Mason was clearly destined to chase the endless summer. A North Shore baby, Mason has been surfing since age 6 or 7, and has the achievements and body to prove it.
Although no longer in contention at Pipeline Masters, he made a splash last week in the early rounds of competition. But look, we didn’t exactly have our eyes on the swells.
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Thanks, Colin!
Filed under: Born To Surf, Cute Boys, Hawaii, Hawaiians, Hot Bodies, Hotties, Mason Ho, Michael Ho, North Shore, Pipeline, Pipeline Masters, Progeny, Surf Competitions, Surf Lends, Surfers
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Olga Kurylenko
It’s Olga Kurylenko’s 29th birthday on Saturday. A truly wonderful occasion, one to be celebrated in style!
Yummier than a Caramello
Okay, fine. We just wanted an excuse to post this photo of her unreal-gorgeous face and fucking rocking body. Is there a person alive that doesn’t want to just rest their head on this beautiful chest and sigh themselves into a sex-dream-filled night of sleep? If so, we dare you to raise your hand and comment.
Filed under: Actresses, Beautiful Ladies, Bosoms, Girls As Inviting As A Soft Bed With Fresh Clean White Sheets, Hot Bodies, Hot Pix, Lingerie, Olga Kurylenko, Olga Kurylenko In Bed, Olga Kurylenko In Nude Lingerie, Sex Dreams, Sleep, Yummers
Hey! Olivia Munn All Glossy And Naked-like, Again
Our girl Olivia will soon debut Hey Olivia!, her own personal magazine with MyMag–a company that asks famous people/tastemakers/yadda yadda to curate material for their own personal issues.
But who cares about the specifics? That’s burying the important news, which is: WOOHOO! NEW PICTURES OF OLIVIA IN LINGERIE! READ IT AND WEEP!!!
Hey! Boobs!
Currently, Olivia is joined in the editor’s box by DISGRASIANaries Brett Ratner and DJ Steve Aoki. They don’t look nearly as good in their skivvies, that’s for sure.
Continue reading Hey! Olivia Munn All Glossy And Naked-like, Again
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Boobs, Bras, Brett Ratner, Hey Olivia!, Hot Bodies, Hot Photos, Lingerie, Magazines, MyMag, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn is Hot, Panties, Photospreads, Shameless Reasons For Buying Magazines, Steve Aoki, Tastemakers
