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BABEWATCH: Annie “Ecstasy” Leung, The Guinness Book Guitar Heroine
Name: Annie Leung
Age: 25
Occupation: Pro Gamer
Hails from: Orange County, CA
Why She’s A Babe: She’s got all the AZN cred to make your parents happy–born and raised in SoCal, a background in piano, a degree from Cal, and, la-dee-dah, a Guinness World Record. Incredibly, Leung realized the dream that Jen and I have always shared–a world record in Guitar Hero playing–by scoring 789,349 points playing Dragonforce’s “Through The Fire And Flames” on Expert (right now, I am totally typing between heaving sobs).
Yes, her gamer handle, “Ecstasy,” sounds suspiciously like a stripper name. And for sure, we might need to have a little talk about those hooker boots (Gurrl!) that seem to find their way to Leung’s GH competitions. And I feel like we could help her out a little in the “stage presence” department (If you don’t bleed, it ain’t rock!).
But damn, y’all. Betch is HOT. And her fingers move so fast!
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Filed under: Annie "Ecstasy" Leung, Annie Leung, Dragonforce "Through The Fire And Flames", Dreams From My Partner, Guinness Book of World Records, Guitar Hero, Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Heroines, Hardass Asian Parents, Hooker Boots, Stripper Names, UC Berkeley, World Records
A Mystery… Solved!
What to wear when in deficit of a nice, fresh pair of white hooker boots??
Why, the next best things, of course. White hooker stockings!
Filed under: Corsets are Wack, Hooker Boots, Shameless Whore Jokes, Slut Clothes, Tila Tequila
White Hooker Boots Sometimes Come In "Ankle Length"
Hey everybody! Just wanted to let you know that our glorious love affair with white hooker boots does not discriminate. We love people short and tall, we loathe hooker boots big and small.
So it was of course no surprise to us that we had mixed feelings about the new video from Japanese Europop band Shanadoo. Don’t know them? They’re produced in Germany, and they love to dance. Not well. But boy, do they love to dance.
Here’s the breakdown:
1) Little midget girls. Sure, they freak us out. But we love people of all sizes. We guess.
2) Awkward dance moves. We dance a’ight and we’ve seen worse wiggles coming from Ann “R2D2″ Curry, so we’ll go easy on them for this one.
3) “My Japanese Boy.” Everyone loves a shout-out.
4) Bad cotton minidresses. Inexcusable.
5) White hooker booties. Dis-gwee-sting.
6) Europop? [vomits in mouth]
Filed under: Equal-Opportunity Slutting, Hooker Boots, Midgets, Mixed Feelings, Shanadoo, Terrible Music
Gwen Is a Disease
The show must go on…in Malaysia. After Muslasian protesters threatened to shut down Gwen Stefani’s August 21st date in Kuala Lumpur if she didn’t modest-fy her outfits, and Gwen caved, promotional events for the concert are now in full swing. The show’s sponsors are holding a contest online to “Bling Your Harajuku Doll”:
Ching-Bling!And they’re also sending a group of Harajuku Girls–knockoffs, that is–around Malaysia to pump up ticket sales. Here they are in a really grainy pic:
On second thought, maybe I don’t. Filed under: Everything About Gwen Stefani Sucks Ass, Free the Harajuku Girls and Their Key-rapola Imitators, Hooker Boots, Muslasians, Take This Bling and Shove It
White hooker boots? Check. Ugly, blonde serial-killer wigs? Check. Chunky thighs? Yup. I only wish the photo were more viewable.
We Don’t Want You Either
In an hour of desperation, it appears Britney Spears now seeks to reinvent herself just in time for her Three-Houses-of-Blues California lip syncing tour…
…as a white-hooker-booted Asian tranny.
As we’ve mentioned before, this group isn’t at all particular…But honey, like Justin, we can’t have you within smelling distance. Next!
Filed under: Hooker Boots, Should've Splurged on a $50 Wig, So You Think You Can Dance?, Talentless White Girls, Trannies
White Hooker Boots and Automobiles Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong
The Shanghai Auto Show kicked off Sunday and will continue through the rest of the week. I don’t know the first thing about cars, but I do know WHITE HOOKER BOOTS WILL ABOUND.
Check out these photos, taken from the first two days of the show, if you don’t believe me:
(all photos found on Flickr, taken by “Shanghai Sky”)
Filed under: Cars, China, Disgrasianmobiles, Hooker Boots, Strange Bedfellows
Courtside TV
Kimora: Tyra’s ignoring me. She has a new best friend. Beyondtay or something. Never heard of her. What does Jay-Z see in that smiley whale? I don’t get iiiit.
Tyra: Woo-woo! Raise the roof! Who’s playing again? Where am I?
Beyonce: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. I don’t know why I’m laughing. I smile a lot.
Kimora: I INVENTED the hooker shoe. Bitch wouldn’t even have a “career” without me. Hello? I’m still barely married to Russell Simmons, godfather of hip-hop. And you are…Bouncesay? Byronjay?
Tyra: Guys, don’t fight. This is not very female empowerment of us. We need to support each other like my bra supports my jugs. ‘Kay?
Beyonce: Hehehehehehe.
Kimora: Bitch, you betta stop laughing. Don’t make me get all Single White Female on you and stab you in the eye with a hooker boot.
Beyonce: Hehehehehehehehe. I laughed so hard I just peed my pants.
Kimora: That’s it. (sound of boots being unzipped)
Tyra: Kimora Lee, can’t you work this out on my show? It’ll be just like when Naomi and I put aside our differences. Girl power! Raise the roof!
Kimora: Tyra, sweetie, how do I tell you this in a nice way? Naomi looked fierce on your show and you looked like poo. Come here Bayanshee! Mama’s got a little present for you.
Beyonce: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Jay-Z: Womenfolk. Shee-it.
Filed under: Beyonce Knowles, Bitch Fights, Drama, Hooker Boots, Jay-Z, Kimora Lee Simmons, NBA, Tyra Banks
