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Gymnast and Gay Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong
A lot of you who are new to DISGRASIAN have been clicking over for Olympics “coverage” (I use that term oh-so-loosely), and mostly to find out who on the U.S. men’s gymnastics team is gay. Now, Diana and I pride ourselves on having excellent gaydar–we’re Asian chicks, after all, and most of our BFF’s are gay–but we ain’t the Gay Census Bureau. Nevertheless, we want you horny newbies to feel at home, so I give you this photo (from the real Gay Census Bureau, Towleroad):
Feel better?
Then there are those of you who have come to our site looking for nipples. And, you know, we do write about nipples a fair amount. Crotches, too. Shit, why do you think my parents spent all that dough sending me to an Ivy League school?? But for those of you who’ve come here to ogle, say, the nipples of a 16 year-old Olympic athlete, i.e. a child, we give you this:
FUCK OFF, PERV.
Filed under: Beefcakes, Beijing, Crotch, Crotch Shots, Gaydar, Gymnastics, Home Porn Horndogs, Kevin Tan, Nipples, Pedophiles, Pervs, Prurient Shit, Raj Bhavsar, The 2008 Olympics, The Gay Census Bureau
Wassup Triads
Dearest Hong Kong Triads,
Hey dudes! What’s the haps? I hear you guys have been, like, totally busy putting out bounties on Edison Chen’s head and threatening to cut off his hand and shit. Please don’t put a cap in my ass for asking, but why not cut off both? That way, if he ever wants to stroke it again, things would get pretty tricky, unless he’s, uh, superhumanly flexible, know what I mean? Also, cutting off both of his hands would make his having sex and documenting it much, er, harder. But you guys must be pretty stoked right now after scaring the bejizzwizz clean out of ol’ Edison, so much so that he announced his indefinite retirement from entertainment yesterday. Like my grandma always used to say, someone’s got to put a dude getting too much play in his place, yo. Hey, have you guys ever heard of Rick Salomon? No? What about Gene Simmons? Alls I’m sayin’ is, we’ve got a lot of home-porn horndogs Stateside, if you’re looking for more dudes to fuck up. In any case, thanks for the good work. I can sleep better at night knowing that criminal gangs have moral values, too. Chop On!
hearts,
Jen
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Thanks, Henri! Now go do your damn laundry!
Filed under: Chopping Off People's Hands, Edison Chen, Get Over It, Home Porn Horndogs, Ridiculous Bounties, Triads, Weird Hong Konger Behavior
