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February 8th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

And never mind what her own mother thinks, let’s ask our esteemed TMZ readers what race baby Nahla is:

Disgrasian Dictionary

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –: Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.
KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.
Discrazian –: Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.