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Chelsea Handler Makes Asian Small Penis Joke

Wednesday night, Chelsea Handler interviewed Bradley Cooper about his experience working on The Hangover, and talk turned to that now-infamous scene in the movie in which Ken Jeong goes full-frontal. Handler then decided to make the ol’ Asian Small Penis joke:

BRADLEY COOPER: Ken Jeong’s penis on my neck was very normal. Ken came up with that idea that day.

CHELSEA HANDLER: I bet he did.

BRADLEY COOPER: He said, Hey, Todd, I’d like to be naked. And he’s like, Yeah, sure, whatever. And then I didn’t realize…the part I play in that scenario, was that I get, like, neck herpes from it. But he hid it well, so it was okay.

CHELSEA HANDLER: Well, he’s Asian, so…

Watch HERE.

There’s a lot I could say about this–like, how it’s exactly the kind of unfunny hacky tripe people have come to expect from Chelsea Handler–but I’m just going to let the hate mail that’s going to get heaped on this chick do all the talking.

(psst…Here’s her Twitter profile.)

[AOL TV: Bradley Cooper Dishes on Ken Jeong's Penis]

Filed under: Asian Penises, Bradley Cooper, Chelsea Handler, Comediennes, Hacks, Penises, Racist Jokes, Small Penis Jokes, Unfunny People

Maggie Eww

Page Six reported today that Brett Fat and Maggie Q are dating. The new couple attended a dinner together honoring documentary cinematographer Albert Maysles last week, where they reportedly got “very cozy” despite the fact that Mags did not understand the words coming out of Brett Fat’s mouth.

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Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Brett Fat, Disgrasian Couples, Eww, Hacks, Maggie Q, The Rush Hour Franchise Is Unforgivable, White Man's Puff

They’re Ba-ack

While promoting Forbidden Kingdom over the weekend, Jackie Chan announced that he and Chris Tucker will reunite on the big screen, but not (thankfully) for another Rush Hour sequel. No word on whether Brett Ratner would direct, although Jackie hinted that that wasn’t happening:

“We finished ‘Rush Hour 1,’ and it was six years later that we made ‘Rush Hour 2,’ ” he said, “and then six years later we made ‘Rush Hour 3.’ It’s too long!”

TRANSLASIAN: “I’ve finally come to my senses and realized that Brett Fat is a douchey hack.”

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Filed under: Brett Fat, Chris Tucker, Douchebags, Hacks, Jackie Chan, The Rush Hour Franchise Is Unforgivable

Disgrambo

The bad news about forthcoming Rambo 4, which is set in Thailand and Burma, is that it appears from this trailer there are no actual Thai or Burmese characters in the quadru-quel.

The good news? All of the speechless, gruntin’, rapin’, torturin’, genocidin’ yellow extras in the movie get their asses blasted to bits!

An inventory of the ways Rambo can kill the yellow man:

1) beheading
2) blowing up his head like a melon with a heavy machine gun at close range
3) manually ripping out his throat
4) evisceration!

This is a family movie if I ever saw one!

“Wun yer pussed, kiing is easy uz breezing”

Filed under: Burma, Evisceration Looks Awesome, Hacks, Pointless Sequels, Speech Impediments, Sylvester Stallone, Thailand, What Year Is It?