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The ‘Asian Jersey Shore’ Kinda Looks Exactly Like ‘Jersey Shore’ But With Asian People

Ladies and gents (and mostly, gays), may we present…

THE SITUASIAN.

See more of The Situasian, aka Peter Le, on his NSFW website here.

Read an interview with Peter Le by our pal N’jaila Rhee (Blasian Bytch) here.

[channel APA: Ktown Reality Show Cast revealed]

Thanks, Lisa and Tina!

Filed under: Asian American Reality Show, Asian Jersey Shore, DISGRASIAN or Amazian?, Gay Icons, Guasians, Jersey Shore, KTown Reality Show, Peter Le, Reality TV, The Situasian, The Situation

And Let’s Not Fuggedabout "Guindians"

You ♥ Chanel, too?! Let’s make out!

No excessive tanning required.

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Filed under: Asian Guido, Asian Guidos, Assimilation, Chanel, Excessive Tanning, Guasians, Guidos, Guindians, Racial Drag

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Asian Guidos, aka "Guasians"

Name: The Asian Guido, aka the “Guasian”

Age: Pushing 30

Occupation: Singlehandedly keeping hair gel-manufacturers in business

Known for: Being the only Guido in da club whose face turns red after a couple of Jagerbombs, achieving a manscaped chest the natural way (i.e. by doing nothing), dancing badly, ditching school in favor of the gym, defying his Hardass Asian Parents’ lofty expectations that the next generation have a better life than they did, a seamless and dare we say artful assimilasian into the local culture.

For more pics of Guasians in their natural habitat, click here.

[via BuzzFeed, of course]

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Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Asian Guido, Asian Guidos, Assimilation, Bad Dancing, Guasians, Guidos, Hair Gel, Hardass Asian Parents' Nightmares, Jagermeister, Manscaping