DISGRASIAN™

Oh No Choodi’int!

Part of the reason I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch MTV’s latest idiotic reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF–in which wannabe starfuckers vy for the slot as Paris’s main hanger-on–is that I can’t bear the thought of anybody, however tarderriffic they may be anyway, groveling at the feet of Paris Hilton.

Worse, I hate the thought of an Asian (especially a gaysian!) on his knees in front of that walking syphilis host!

Paris’s BFF Hopeful ONCH, rocking prayer hands the way they were never meant to be rocked

Ugh. Can somebody please explain to this fool that the golden people kneel for nobody? NOBODY.

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Filed under: Bad ideas, Celebutards, Disgaysian Behavior, Groveling, Kneeling, MTV, ONCH, Paris Hilton Should Expire, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Pathetic Showings, Prayer Hands, Reality TV