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Tiger Woods In A “Threesome,” Reports The NY Times

April 6th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

You know, when the NY Daily News reported it, I didn’t believe it.

But if the NY Times reports it, it MUST be true.

So who’s gonna bring the turkey club sandwiches???

[NY Times: Woods to Play in Group With Choi and Kuchar]

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An Open Letter From DISGRASIAN To Shawne Merriman

December 10th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Hello Shawn,

Not a merry man

Not a merry man

Okay, we don’t know you. We’re not your big sisters. But if we were your big sisters–whoo boy, this “conversation” would be the 9,473,665th epic, painful, terrifying, soul-sucking Hardass Asian Sister lecture of the month, not just one kindly open letter on a blog.

We read today that you are finally suing your former fiancée, Tila Tequila–your part of the fallout for a boom-and-bust engagement that erupted in alleged violence and went down in internet flames. To be clear, we don’t and likely will never know what went down between the two of you that ugly night. Continue reading An Open Letter From DISGRASIAN To Shawne Merriman

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Gossip Grub

July 29th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester lunching on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’

BLAKE: God, I’m so full. I can’t believe I finished that whole half-of-a-macrobiotic-lettuce-and-sprouts wrap.

LEIGHTON: I know, right? I’m having so much trouble just eating these four pieces of sushi. I always treat myself once every two weeks to rice carbs.

BLAKE: Totally. Great job eating with those chopsticks, by the way! You look like a real pro.

LEIGHTON: Well, I’ve totally been to Tokyo before, once.

BLAKE: Wow!

LEIGHTON: Yeah. Anyway, eating wasabi totally reminds me of that girl that used to always be around last season. She was hot. Wasn’t she Japanese or something?

BLAKE: Nan? I think she’s Chinese. She’s not on the show anymore.

LEIGHTON: Where did she go, anyway? And wasn’t there another girl here, too? A really tan girl?

BLAKE: Um, are you talking about Nicole? She’s black, Leighton.

LEIGHTON: Blake! You can’t call them that. You call them Afro-American, I think. Anyway, where did those girls go?

BLAKE: Um, CW had to fire them so Vanity Fair and New York Magazine would put us on the cover. I was in Josh Schwartz’s office when the network called. They kept making some joke about “models” and “minorities” and how magazines only get read by honkeys or something.

LEIGHTON: What’s a honkey?

BLAKE: Not sure.

LEIGHTON: Hunh.

BLAKE: I didn’t really think about it, and then we came back for this season, and there was that new Asian chick around, and for a minute I wondered where Nan and Nicole went, and then I kinda just forgot about the whole thing because I’ve got new boyfriend issues and stuff.

LEIGHTON: Penn’s hot.

BLAKE: Yeah, he’s amazing.

LEIGHTON: That’s so weird! We should totally call up those girls and see if they wanna grab Coffee Bean sometime or something.

BLAKE: Yeah, I’m sure they’re not busy or anything! (Laughs)

LEIGHTON: (Laughs)

BLAKE: What kind of sushi is that, anyway?

LEIGHTON: California rolls.

BLAKE: Mmm!

LEIGHTON: Totally.

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Um… HELLO

December 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Does nobody listen to us?

I mean, besides you (faithful reader), our pal Ty K., Arianna Huffington, our pals over at Racialicious, and our editorial chums at 236, etc. etc. etc….?

Cuz I’m pretty sure we said loud and clear–nearly two months ago–that Tila “Drive-Bi” Tequila’s ratty old bisexuality ploy was a scam.

LOUD AND CLEAR.

What, with our millions of devoted daily readers and the simplicity of our LOUD AND CLEAR articulation, the world should have heard the truth right away–Tequila is a played, midget faker–and just let her go, like we always thought they should. She’s boring Reality TV, and that says something. Moreover, she’s a disgrace to Asians, to short people, and people of every sexual orientasian.

She’s also a disgrace to liars, because we called her out from a mile away. Wow, what a low.

Anyway, we think it’s pretty frickin’ bizarre that Page Six has the audacity to think they busted Tila’s shit last week with this zzZZzZzzzjuicy itemzzZZZzzZZzzzzz:

SELF-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” about her search for the perfect mate – male or female. But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.” Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.” A rep for Tequila said, “I’ll confirm that she’s bisexual and she’s a delight to work with.”

Uh, sounds vaguely familiar. zzZZzZZzzRichard JohnsonzZzZZZzz, have you lost your touch? Because not only is your steez sooooooo two months ago, but you are clearly not reading our blog and apparently don’t know that homies that don’t Reco-nize betta watch their back. If you know what I mean. Hope this is loud and clear: YO, RICHARD JOHNSON. GIVE DISGRASIAN OUR DUE PROPS OR WATCH YOUR FAT, OLD BACK.

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