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Who Makes You Want To Eat Noodles Less?

November 2nd, 2009 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

We’ve got Nissin Foods’ official Chow Mein Noodles spokesman, “Eddie,” a master of “Noodle Enlightenment”:



And then there’s Nissin’s unofficial spokesman, “Nood Leon,” a master of, um, his so-called “Helicopter of Love”:



Or maybe you just want to skip noodles altogether after that and go with rice today?

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New Year’s Resolasians

January 4th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Like many of you, DISGRASIAN made New Year’s Resolutions for ’08. Some of these resolutions are diet-related, about cutting back our consumption of certain things. Some are about getting rid of bad relationships. Some are focused on eliminating negative thoughts. They’re probably just like yours in one way or another, only we call them New Year’s Resolasians. Of course, resolasians, like resolutions, are meant to be broken, and ours are kinda contingent upon other people, but keep your fingers crossed for us, anyway, will ya?

No more Buddhist Prayer Hands.


No more Fisting.

No more Mutasians.


No more Bad Fuck Charms.

No more Disgrestaurants.

No more Chinysteria.

No more Engrish as “news”.


No more Gongbangin’.

No more Racial Drag.

No more Samurites.


No more White Hooker Boots.

No more Nipple Slipples.


No more Wacky Japs.

No more Nukes.

No more Drive-Bis.

Have a great ’08 everyone!

kisses,
A newer better DISGRASIAN

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Gongbangin’

November 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

gongbang
v.

an assault to the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears onscreen. see: Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

gongbanger
n.

one who participates in the crime of gongbanging.

After watching America’s Next Top Model last night, during which Tyra announced at judges’ panel that the remaining contestants were “going to CHIII-NA!!!”, my ears felt like Jodie Foster on the pinball machine in The Accused. Damn, Tyra, I give you props for putting trannies, cross-dressers, voguers, Janice Dickinson, and other people who scare the bejeezus out of middle America on your show, but gonging while you screech the word “China” is so played. Don’t get me started on the lions, that chinky fan you were awkwardly dancing with, or those low-rent martial artists you had swinging swords off to the side of the panel.

America’s Next Top DISGRASIAN


Has your BFF Kimora “Chinky Giraffe” Lee Simmons given you a talkin’ to yet? Because if she doesn’t beat your ass, I sure as shit will.

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Thanks to Erin and Jasmine for the heads-up. Click here to read Jasmine’s post about ANTM’s ricial drag.

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