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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Jamie Chung

April 8th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to Jamie Chung, who is awfully cute, ~~normal~~, pretty, zZzzzZzZ, and tan!

We hope you have a great year, Jamie, doing cute things with cool sorority girlfriends and having lots of fun! You’re so… um… pretty!

[Wikipedia: Jamie Chung]

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Disgrasian Dictionary

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –: Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.
EXPLOITASIAN –: Yellow exploitation.
EMANCIPASIAN –: Freedom.
FASHISM –: The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

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