God’s gift to boring chicks is good looks

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April 8th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to Jamie Chung, who is awfully cute, ~~normal~~, pretty, zZzzzZzZ, and tan!

We hope you have a great year, Jamie, doing cute things with cool sorority girlfriends and having lots of fun! You’re so… um… pretty!

Disgrasian Dictionary

KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
FASHISM –: The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
Asiandroid –: Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
Race Hustlers –: Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.