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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Jamie Chung

April 8th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to Jamie Chung, who is awfully cute, normal, pretty, zZzzzZzZ, and tan!

We hope you have a great year, Jamie, doing cute things with cool sorority girlfriends and having lots of fun! You’re so… um… pretty!

[Wikipedia: Jamie Chung]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
FASHISM –

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.

HONORASIAN –

Honorary one of us.

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

Discrazian –

Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.

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